Im Not One To Post On Here I Just Lurk And Read

i’m not one to post on here i just lurk and read

but does anyone know where jrrmint went???

i hope they’re okay they’re my favorite writer on here and they just kinda disappeared recently, blog gone and everything 🫡

this joyride edit has me foaming at the mouth

cr. altxneu (idk what platform but i found on twt)

patrick with reader who seems like she’s super innocent and shy but in reality is actually the freakiest girl ever. like matches him PERFECTLY.

ok ok ok but like… imagine older!patrick meets reader out at some random dive bar in the middle of the city

super shitty little place, it’s rare to see a girl like you there, but you’re having the time of your life with friends!!

pat is at the bar by himself, maybe he’ll pick up a girl tonight who knows, girls practically throw themselves at him. except he’s so zoned in on you up on the stage doing karaoke.

he notices you look like you’re in your early 20s, definitely not looking for someone like him. but he can’t keep his eyes off of you!! you’re in your own little world, a little tipsy, just belting the lyrics to a mid 2000s pop punk song with your friends.

he is so set on talking to you now even though he knows he really shouldn’t. he’s in his late 30’s approaching 40, people would look at him weirdly if he had a pretty, probably in her final year of college, girl cheering him on from the stands at his games. but does he care? no! he’s patrick fuckin zweig!

you finish up your karaoke and go over to the bar for another drink. patrick comes up to you and goes to hit you with the “what’s a girl like you doin’ here?”. you blush, caught of guard. he’s cute… you think. why does he want anything to do with me?

you just look so… perfect. he doesn’t know how to describe it.

you give him a shy smile. you could totally see yourself with him. you offer to buy him a drink and you sit around and stay for a while.

patrick thinks he just fell even more in love.

pt 2 anyone??? i could def elaborate on this more if ppl want <3

on god i might be unintentionally going down this route w/ the older!patrick stuff i’m writing 😭

patrick with reader who seems like she’s super innocent and shy but in reality is actually the freakiest girl ever. like matches him PERFECTLY.

(18+ suggestive content ahead!!)

imagining college!art and patrick + reader. reader met art at stanford and became pretty close friends with him and she’d see patrick whenever he’d visit.

obviously reader finds both of them VERY attractive especially patrick sorry a little self indulgent there

patrick, being the slut that he is, would totally hook up with reader. he’d be the one to very obviously flirt with reader and make her extremely flustered. reader doesn’t believe patrick would actually make a move since they’re friends.

art on the other hand is too shy and afraid of ruining a perfectly good friendship with reader. i mean him and patrick have already experimented in the past so he’s not afraid there. he doesn’t want to fuck up and lose his best friend at college… and the girl he’s secretly, deeply in love with.

one day in between semesters, patrick is visiting art and reader during break. he starts to experiment getting a little handsy with reader. she gets all flustered and doesn’t know how to react but really wants him. art is in the other room and she’s afraid of him catching them getting so close together.

little does she know, patrick and art talked the other day and planned a little bit of fun time between the three of them…