MMMMMMMM Older!patrick Please Save Me - Tumblr Posts

ok ok ok but like… imagine older!patrick meets reader out at some random dive bar in the middle of the city

super shitty little place, it’s rare to see a girl like you there, but you’re having the time of your life with friends!!

pat is at the bar by himself, maybe he’ll pick up a girl tonight who knows, girls practically throw themselves at him. except he’s so zoned in on you up on the stage doing karaoke.

he notices you look like you’re in your early 20s, definitely not looking for someone like him. but he can’t keep his eyes off of you!! you’re in your own little world, a little tipsy, just belting the lyrics to a mid 2000s pop punk song with your friends.

he is so set on talking to you now even though he knows he really shouldn’t. he’s in his late 30’s approaching 40, people would look at him weirdly if he had a pretty, probably in her final year of college, girl cheering him on from the stands at his games. but does he care? no! he’s patrick fuckin zweig!

you finish up your karaoke and go over to the bar for another drink. patrick comes up to you and goes to hit you with the “what’s a girl like you doin’ here?”. you blush, caught of guard. he’s cute… you think. why does he want anything to do with me?

you just look so… perfect. he doesn’t know how to describe it.

you give him a shy smile. you could totally see yourself with him. you offer to buy him a drink and you sit around and stay for a while.

patrick thinks he just fell even more in love.

pt 2 anyone??? i could def elaborate on this more if ppl want <3