Episode 4 Of The First Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Was Crazy!

Episode 4 of the first Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney was crazy!

Phoenix says that the caretaker had to be Yanni Yogi because he named his parrot Polly, which was the name of the 'amnesiac' man's dead fiancée.

Then fucking Manfred von Karma came up with one of the most absurd objections!

"My granddaughter has a dog she calls 'Phoenix'. Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright? Does this make you my granddaughter's fiancée?"

Like, dude, wtf?? Those aren't even the same comparisons.

Phoenix Wright is very much alive, and his granddaughter isn't suffering with memory problems. Also, his granddaughter has never even met Phoenix and she's probably a child. So how are those two points a proper comparison by the logic I used to deduce that the caretaker is named Yanni because he named his parrot Polly. Phoenix even sweatdrops at this objection because of how ridiculous it was.

And there's also the ridiculousness of cross-examining a parrot and a bunch of other things that happened.

yosuke, seeing yu hanging with marie: hey, who’s that

yu: oh, she’s a friend

yosuke, immediately turning to marie:

i love that the sonic franchise helps you remember what animal species each character is by putting in their name! for example: knuckles the echidna, cream the rabbit, dave the intern

This gives me the same energy as the whiplash I felt seeing the term "Sugar Daddy" being used in the first Phoenix Wright Ace Attorny game.

Am I fucking high ??? Or did Dash call Danny a twink????

john constantine is one of the funniest dc characters ever i went to his wiki page to learn more about his past and it's just him ruining everything

He look everyone, I’m a DC artist who doesn’t know how to draw people that aren’t adult white men.