If You Dont Want To Fuck Goatman Youre A Coward Send Tweet

If you don’t want to fuck goatman you’re a coward send tweet

We asked Shane and Ryan Fuck, Marry Kill: Goatman, Mothman and Bigfoot @ ghost files live and can bring you the definitive results.

With much concentration the answers were: Fuck Mothman, Kill Goatman, Marry Bigfoot.

“Traveling with a Cyclops,” Luke chided. “Talk about dishonoring Thalia’s memory! I’m surprised at you, Annabeth. You of all people-”

“Stop it!” she shouted.

I didn’t know what Luke was talking about, but Annabeth buried her head in her hands like she was about to cry.

“Leave her alone,” I said.

Annabeth is a lot better than me because if my older brother told me he literally poisoned the only connection to my dead sister and then accused me of being the one in the wrong, I'm pushing him off his damn yacht. No hesitation.  

I once again must endure a horror

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

Things I would’ve done if I ran watcher before putting up a paywall

Super low patreon tier for like $1 a month purely for support, like next to no benefits just for fans who want to support but don’t have heaps of spare income

Create a show that was simply to pander to the audience and generate revenue - literally put Ryan and Shane in a room and have them talk about a certain funny thing. Make it super low budget and super unscripted to be extremely rewatchable. Bam instant hit

Not hired new people whilst on the verge of supposed financial collapse

Streamline video making process (what do you mean it took 13 people for one 3 minute video???)

Not start a show with the premise of spending ludicrous amounts of money (esp. in a recession)

TALK TO MY FUCKING SUPPORTERS AND SEE WHAT THEY THINK OF MY IDEAS

Hoping this whole series of kerfuffles and companies moving away from YouTube will get them to fix their fucking algorithm so we don’t have to keep up subscriptions

Just watched the Try Guys video, and while this is a much better way to do streaming (like in every way) compared to Watcher, I’m still so so tired of streaming services