For The Legend, Steve, You'll Live Forever Mate

For the legend, Steve, you'll live forever mate

i said it

going to rethink my life choices now

THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING TIMES I HAVE ALMOST SAID "gyatt damn" IN A SERIOUS CONTEXT I CONCERNING

am i rewatching the entire Deadpool two movie but pg-13 rated?

yes

why?

because Ryan Reynolds fucking rules

THIS

Smut writers on this platform act like it'll put a bullet through their brain if they use that cute little "Keep reading" button.

"But there are tons of adults on this platfo–" you do realize everyone above the age of 18 isn't sex-desensitized, don't you?

Just because you're an adult, doesn't mean your comfortable being flashed with porn.

Like, come on. You wouldn't walk up to someone in real life and just show them smut with ease just because they're legal, especially if they're a stranger, as most people on the internet are.

"B-B-But my writing won't get any traction if I don't—" People like to masturbate, they're willing to go out of their way to fap. A simple click of a button will not slow them down, it just sounds like you're trying to be an annoying pop-up ad.

If it's gonna kill ya to have manners, maybe get a hobby that doesn't put your life in danger.

HELP IM LAUGHING TOO MUCH FOR 10:30 PM

ᯓ★Random HC: Keegan sucks at driving, because he drives in a most horrendous way (old man literal said "Watch and learn, kid" NAHH) and Jemíma WILL NOT never allow him to drive because of what she has heard from Logan’s experience. So, as they were getting ready for the mission. Jemíma proceeded to sit in the military LUV car when she saw Keegan already seated at the driver's seat. Both of them stare at each other before Jemíma told that he shouldn’t be driving but her, they then go into an argument who should drive until Jemíma gets the chance to sit in the driver's seat.

real (its sunday)

“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday