sneaky-snail - If anyone asks, I wasn't here
If anyone asks, I wasn't here

they/he || Sometimes I think I'm funny

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3 months ago
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

3 months ago

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

3 months ago

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS
3 months ago

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

3 months ago
Lil Baby Hippo And Penguin

lil baby hippo and penguin

3 months ago

it’s ween

Its Ween
3 months ago

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

3 months ago

Here man. some Shrapnel for you

Here Man. Some Shrapnel For You
4 months ago
Trying To Get Through The Day.

trying to get through the day.

4 months ago

got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning

4 months ago

They should invent hrt that gives you fangs

4 months ago

I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don't mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that's plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won't last you the year

4 months ago
2-panel triangle factory edit in which a worker examines various lumpy objects of varying pink-ish hues, all different. In panel 2, the worker muses, "circle 'nuff"
Triangle factory edit in which a worker watches as flattened versions of triangle factory workers come off of the line.
2-panel triangle factory edit.
Panel 1: A worker, holding a wrench, says to the boss "Alright boss, circle machine's fixed and good as new, it won't direct to the triangle line again-"
Panel 2: A yellow hexagon comes off of the triangle production line.
Triangle factory edit in which the line is correctly producing perfect red triangles, but the worker says "I studied circles in college"

Yet more triangleposting

4 months ago
4 months ago

this website is so difficult to explain to people...how do i explain that commanding your scarab beetle around is an accepted and well-received posting style?

4 months ago
Pls Reblog This Picture I Drew Im Trying To Become Famous

Pls reblog this picture I drew I’m trying to become famous

4 months ago
I Love Having This Exact Conversation All Day Every Day For The Rest Of My Natural Life
I Love Having This Exact Conversation All Day Every Day For The Rest Of My Natural Life
I Love Having This Exact Conversation All Day Every Day For The Rest Of My Natural Life

i love having this exact conversation all day every day for the rest of my natural life