Yeah Hmu When You Own This Castle. I Can Bring A Great Blueberry Pie Recipe And A Great Deal Of Frolicking

yeah hmu when you own this castle. i can bring a great blueberry pie recipe and a great deal of frolicking

if I buy a 17th century castle overlooking a small european town hidden by a vaguely sinister forest, does anyone want to come and join me?

activities include: watching old films in matching silk nightgowns, weekly baking of patisseries and heart-shaped macaroons, and elaborate rituals under the full moon.

girls, angels, ghosts, dogs and witches all invited…

okay but at least his waistcoat is fantastic

forever mood: matthew fairchild pointing at himself in the mirror and saying he’s a waste of space

it must suck to be Viggo Mortensen and know that he reached his absolute most attractive as aragorn covered in dirt

i swear to fucking god i had this innate primordial urge today to learn how to make a cloak for myself and i was nearly sweating and shaking with the effort to not immediately bust out of my work and go learn so i could have just a

really

fucking

good

CLOAK

babe you can’t spell

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye