Yeah Hmu When You Own This Castle. I Can Bring A Great Blueberry Pie Recipe And A Great Deal Of Frolicking

yeah hmu when you own this castle. i can bring a great blueberry pie recipe and a great deal of frolicking

if I buy a 17th century castle overlooking a small european town hidden by a vaguely sinister forest, does anyone want to come and join me?

activities include: watching old films in matching silk nightgowns, weekly baking of patisseries and heart-shaped macaroons, and elaborate rituals under the full moon.

girls, angels, ghosts, dogs and witches all invited…

you’re allowed to say natasha romanoff it’s ok

“Strong” Female Character™: *has the same outfit as her male team members but unzipped down to the top of her breasts*

me: 

mood: bedridden victorian child

Not to be gay or anything, but Cate Blanchett can like, get it

that hit me too close

Some of you never tried to learn the ancient language from the inheritance cycle series and it shows