Geronimo Would Completely Own The Hunger Games

Geronimo would completely own the Hunger Games

Once the chips are down, and he’s on his own, he’s gonna start going full axe murderer and cutting down whoever poses a threat

Say what you will, but he wants to get out of there alive, and he’ll do whatever it takes

And that man has a lot of repressed rage

Geronimo Stilton: Royal AU

Because I feel like it :)

The Royal Family

Geronimo: The King of the Stilton kingdom

Thea: Next in line for the throne

Trap: A Baron who lives in the palace

Benjamin: Possible heir

William: Former king, succeeded by Geronimo

Other Characters

Creepella: Ruler of the Cacklefur Kingdom

Prince “Ahmad” Nogouda: Prince of the Nogouda Empire

Kornelius: Geronimo’s bodyguard, Head Knight

Bruce: Knight

Crunchrat: A shady shopkeeper

Sally: Member of the Royal Court

The Shadow: Freelance spy for other kingdoms

Bugsy Wugsy/Pandora: Peasant girl

Osseus: Executioner

@soda-gremlin *sighs* I wonder what happened in there-

You can call him whatever awful names you want, and he won’t get mad

But if you bad-mouth his cat(s), you’re gonna get flayed

Do you think Geronimo is a cat person or a dog person? Or both? Or neither?

Personally, I think he’d exclusively be a cat person, purely because he’s terrified of dogs

Especially big dogs, since they love to jump on him (and they knock him over in the process)

I'd have to agree, he'd probably be a cat person. Cats are more independent than dogs, which to G would be a relief because he already has to deal with needy-ass punks in his workplace. He names his cat(s) after silly little things based on their appearance (he'd unironically name a cat Loaf or a variant of such), and he's very protective of them. He freaked out when Will drove through his front door with a steamroller in Great Diamond Robbery, one of the reasons being his cat was sitting near the front door at the time. As per William nature, he didn't care much about the cat, because hijacking your grandson's TV day is way more important than the possibility that you just ran over your grandson's pet cat. Here you go, another reason to hate William, you're welcome :D

TV Show Trap > Book Trap

Let me explain

Trap in the books is a selfish asshole who scams people out of their money, including his own family. He also plays lot of nasty tricks on Geronimo that are bordering dangerous.

He’s a complete slob, a moron, and an all around shitty guy

In the TV show, while he’s still kind of a moron, he’s not a terrible person. He still likes to prank Geronimo, but they’re harmless jokes for the most part. He does care about his family, including Geronimo, he’s just kind of a dumbass.

And the best part? He gets called out on his bullshit. By everyone.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

I wonder how would royal titles go with this Royal AU of yours lol I’m so sorry for this many questionsfjkd

Cuz Geronimo would be King and Thea will still be called Princess

What title would Benjamin and William get? Would it follow how monarchy and titles work irl or nah?

I’m sorry, I honestly have no clue

I don’t know how monarchies work outside of princes and kings and dukes.

But for Benjamin, I think he’d be closest to a prince, and William wouldn’t really get a title

As for whether or not this AU will follow real world examples, yeah- Probably not

Thank you for the ask! And sorry if I didn’t provide much clarification