A Crooked Grin

“A crooked grin…

…a ghostly appearance…

…and a snake tattoo to top it all off…”

I started playing Stardew Valley and I drew my farmer :D

After many an incident in the city, Soda’s parents thought it would be best that he take up the old farm his grandpa once owned. Contrary to what his parents expected, Soda was ecstatic. A small, cozy town where everyone knows everybody? A place away from the overstimulating, unforgiving urban world? Sounds like heaven on earth.

So Soda now spends his days watering his crops, taking care of his beloved animals, and fishing by the beach (while also eyeing a certain writer…)

Don’t let his clothing and earrings scare you, he’s very easygoing and just wants to enjoy every little, mundane thing life has to offer.

i got ssgn i just havent read it yet

Ooh :3c

Well, I hope you haven’t gotten any spoilers yet

It’s pretty okay, but not the best one

Enjoy!!

Okay so Murray and Ben sharing a braincell

Ben: …

Ben: Murray’s doing something completely deranged right now, isn’t he?

-Meanwhile-

Murray: Heheheh

Murray:

Murray: Ben probably knows I’m doing something completely deranged right now…

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Before the events of SSGN

Murray: Whenever I have a new scheme idea, I ask myself WWBS, “What would Ben say?”

Seal: -seal noises-

Murray: But it’s not very effective, since I don’t listen to him anyway (even when I probably should…)

Seal: -judgmental seal noises-

Murray: Oh, shush!

Murray:

Murray: Oh god I’m going crazy

Murray: You know what, I wish Ben was here right now. I actually kinda miss him now :,(

So- i finished Ssgn and I love zoe and her gf! but i had a thought so y'know how zoe talks to ben ab her feelings (stevlana, being left out, ect) what if ben did that ab murray and hes like

Ben: "I think i like murray.."

Zoe: "Hold on im just gonna" *throwing up nosies*

I love that, no matter what the fandom thinks about Ben’s relationship to Murray, and vice versa, we all just agree that Ben’s friends would question his sanity (and taste in men)

Zoe: Why tf would you wanna date such a pathetic loser?

Ben: That’s the point

Guess who has a new OC

Parker Quinn

The youngest in the police force, a 17 year old investigator. However, don’t be fooled. Although she works endlessly to bring criminals to justice, she doesn’t give a rats ass about justice.

It’s all about the mental gymnastics for her.

Graduating high school at 16 and being in her second year of college, it’s safe to say that she’s very intelligent (perhaps too intelligent for her own good). Academia is too easy, and bores her to tears. So she’s always looking for something to engage her, to stimulate her. She will stop at nothing to reach her goal. Unless of course, it serves her own personal interests.

She’s arrogant, she’s a know it all, and can be one hell of a wise ass.

Despite all this talk however, she’s very weak. She spends her time studying or working the night away. So, it’s safe to say she’s not lifting weights every week. She’s also quite slow (only physically of course).

(She also may or may not have an iron deficiency)

Guys I’m so normal about these two