Just Thinking About How They Went From

Just thinking about how they went from

to

and I am devastated.

I hate all romance except whatever that green Finnish guy and that Slovenian guy have going on

im CRYING

So to sum up:

- there's a catastrophy warning in the south of Berlin that a lioness is roaming free

- people are urged to stay inside and not go out, and some are panicking a little

- there's a huge search involving the police and the fire brigade

- some neighbours hear a lion roaring at night, the police is called

- a bunch of teenagers get told off for running around with a Bluetooth box, playing a video of lion roars

- the lioness turns out to be two enormous wild pigs

This whole thing is a fucking Derry Girls episode

"Mama, können wir Löwin haben?"

Mama: wir haben Löwin Zuhause.

Löwin Zuhause: