Tim: Huh.

Tim: huh.

Jason: what?

Tim: just remembered something from my childhood

Jason: oof

Tim (offended): how do you know it was a bad memory?-

Jason (giving the side eye):

Tim: okay it was a bad memory.

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

MORE MORE BATFAM TWITTER!!!!

< check out the ao3 if you’re interested wink wink cough tear >

Batfamily Powerpoint Night!

(mandatory team building)

Links to the full slideshows, updated as I post them!

Part 1: Bruce’s Full Slideshow:

Part 2: Dick’s Full Slideshow:

Part 3: Tim’s Full Slideshow:

Part 4: Jason’s Full Slideshow: 

(they forced him to be there so he’s making it everyone’s problem):

Part 5: Cass’s Full Slideshow:

Part 6: Stephanie’s Full Slideshow:

Damian:

Duke:

Barbara:

Alfred (unexpected addition, mostly about Tim):

Checkmate.

WAIT. more mirrors content because I just realized something- Jason is cocky in that he's convinced himself he doesn't need anyone and can handle things himself, because he's HAD to and has managed to do well despite that. Tim is cocky in that he's self-assured in his abilities because he's never had anybody ELSE assure him. he knows he can handle things himself and it's just sort of a given that he will, and he doesn't think that that's a bad thing at all because it's just normal to him. Tim is overconfident bc performing at his peak with no assistance is normal to him, Jay is overconfident because he wants to, essentially, stick it to the man and prove that he CAN.