Tim: Huh.

Tim: huh.

Jason: what?

Tim: just remembered something from my childhood

Jason: oof

Tim (offended): how do you know it was a bad memory?-

Jason (giving the side eye):

Tim: okay it was a bad memory.

i LOVE reading Fanfics where the under-appreciated characters / characters who r given the short end of the writing stick become villians / evil. Like, YES SLAY KING! Cause, they at least deserve to go berserk. They treat u badly, u ruin their lives and seek revenge and I will stay here and cheer u on :DD

rank the kids from "would destroy the batmobile in less than 10 minutes if left alone" to "Bruce wouldn't notice for 2 weeks if you took it for a joyride"

Canonically can't drive – Cassandra

Can drive but can't operate the controls – Duke

He's 3 feet tall, that's a fender bender waiting to happen – Damian

Promptly returned it because he felt bad – Cullen

She's 13 – Carrie

Failed her driving test so many times the DMV just gave her a license so she'd stop bothering them – Stephanie

Tried to pull a quick one as an only child so as punishment he's no longer an only child – Dick

Could pilot it remotely while borrowing her neighbor's WiFi – Barbara

Made it halfway to Central City before getting a ticket – Harper

Slowly stole the parts and reassembled it somewhere else, waiting for the opportunity to pull up next to Bruce with his second secret Batmobile – Jason

Leaves it where it normally is but gaslights Bruce into thinking it's gone – Tim

Just some fun, glitchy stuff. I was rolling with an urban vigilante concept, then it turned kind of cyberpunk-ish and here we are.

Checkmate.