Jsjwnjsjajsj Sanji Trembling With Stress And Barely Restrained Rage.

Jsjwnjsjajsj Sanji trembling with stress and barely restrained rage.

I WAS POSSESSED TO DRAW THIS

Went to Canberra and got swooped by a magpie twice. This is why Sydney is better. Canberra magpies are vicious man. Been living in Sydney for my very lengthy life of 15 years and I have never been violated like this. And by a bird. Like I know magpies are prone to sht like this but I've never thought I'd be attacked. Never going to Canberra again.

Was sitting next to a super gorgeous fae looking person on the bus today. Like genuinely stunning. Ethereal. And I wanted to tell them I thought they looked good so bad. But social anxiety is a bitch.

Anyways so I was just sitting there and my internal monologue was just a stream of:

"oh my god wow they're so pretty. They could shove me over right on my ass and I would move onto my knees and pray to them. My god. Am I dreaming?? Are they real??? Man if they cursed me and stole my name I wouldn't even complain. I'd probably thank them. Damn."

Hajsjskajs hoooooooooottttt

my girlfriend and i saw you from across the bar and we really hate your vibe

LMFAOOOO

cake so flat it might as well be gluten-free

BAHAHA THE TAGS PLS-

"YOU TAKE PAPI??!?!?!?"

Jason being protective over Bruce just feeds my soul. I don't even need dinner, just give me Jason scaring off suitors away from his dad and I'll be CONTENT

LISTEN. Bruce is literally always sending Jason messages, texts, tries calling him, even sends him memes at Steph's recommendations, but nothing! Nada!

He always sighs and tries again, but eventually scores Jason's gonna talk when he's gonna want to.

He also leaves him voice mails, detailing about doing arts and crafts with Damian, how he tried Jason's training routines, taking cooking classes, - and he always ends the message with, " Don't get into trouble, Jay. "

It passes as I love you,

What does it? What finally stirs Jason back into the Wayne Manor? This:

" Jason Peter Todd. This better be the last time you prank call Tim in a middle of a meeting. You're more than aware our investors are, -" cut " I'm calling you for a favour. Could you watch Damian for me Thursday night? Everyone else is busy, and Clark made some reservations at a ridiculously expensive establishment, I-"

Jason marching through the manor with this voice mail at full volume, while Bruce and the others are trying to get him ready for the date. Dick is the first one who spots him. " Oh, no-"

" HE IS A FUCKING DEAD MAN!"

" Jason," Bruce is very calm as he attaches his nicest broach on. " Watch your language. "

" Who's this Clark guy? How long have you known him? What does he do? Do we have a background check? What about romantic history Who's? Who's side was he on in the Heard vs Depp trial? "

" He posts golden retrievers on that blue bird app you like. He's even...Approved? I think? But Dick told me not to mention it around you. And take that off, you'll scare him. He should be here any minute now."

" OH THATS WHAT I'M COUNTING ON - "