Was Sitting Next To A Super Gorgeous Fae Looking Person On The Bus Today. Like Genuinely Stunning. Ethereal.

Was sitting next to a super gorgeous fae looking person on the bus today. Like genuinely stunning. Ethereal. And I wanted to tell them I thought they looked good so bad. But social anxiety is a bitch.

Anyways so I was just sitting there and my internal monologue was just a stream of:

"oh my god wow they're so pretty. They could shove me over right on my ass and I would move onto my knees and pray to them. My god. Am I dreaming?? Are they real??? Man if they cursed me and stole my name I wouldn't even complain. I'd probably thank them. Damn."

Jsjwnjsjajsj Sanji trembling with stress and barely restrained rage.

I WAS POSSESSED TO DRAW THIS

resting sniper face is such a great description of Jason pls-.

Jason: Why the fuck does the League have a ‘Flee on Sight, Do Not Engage’ order for me?

Tim: You terrify them

Jason: The Justice League?

Dick: Yeah. A Bat with guns and a willingness to kill is too much for them to handle.

Jason: What a bunch of bitches. Don’t they know I only go after monsters?

Tim: Yeah. But according to the reports, you always look like you want to shoot them in particular when they run into you. No one wants to chance it. See? (Shows footage taken by the Flash when Jason last went hunting through Central City)

Dick: (Peers at picture. Confused.) That’s just Jason’s normal face. Why would they think he wants to shoot them?

Tim: (Deadpanned) Because Jason always looks like he wants to shoot someone.

Jason: (Agreeing) I have resting sniper face.

PLEASE-

I just want to live in a fantasy world and be loved like I'm actually worth something. I want unconditional love. I want mutual suicide. I want together forever. I want magic and war and fantasy. I want royal enemies to lovers. I want I would die for you. I want I would kill for you. I want to give my all for love and receive it in return. I want to die holding each other as we bleed out after winning a battle. I want to fall off a cliff embraced in their arms. I want to live happily ever. I want to be their one and only. I want to dance with them in an empty ballroom. I want a life of splendour and luxury with them. I want castles and crowns and genuine infinite love forever. I want a small cottage in the woods as elves or witches. I want to be their knight in shining armour. I want to live an immortal life with them. I want to be gods in love. I want to be looked at like a hung the moon and the stars. I want to love someone with my entire self. I want a soulmate. I want a world based on love. I want to depend on them and be depended on. I want love.

uhhhhh not to be a Hannibal Lecter apologist but like. Imagine you’re born wrong. Just a little bit. Just a little odd and then something so so horrible happens that it changes the way you think and the way you love and then you have to navigate the world with the knowledge that you just don’t fit and you make a living out of talking to people who could maybe, maybe relate to you, and you keep prodding them and pushing them, be like me, but they just aren’t like you, they never will be. And then there comes this man and he has to get you. He must. Because he literally can’t help it. And you push him and suddenly it turns out that finally, there’s a person who understands you and doesn’t despises you for what you are and he sees you. He sees you and he still wants to spend time with you. And then he betrays you. And you try to kill him because he managed to hurt you, and you never want to be hurt again, but after that he’s still there, he’s still looking for you. And you turn yourself in for all the horrible things you’ve done and you keep waiting for him, and he comes back. He comes back and you escape and you become one and he pulls you off a cliff after saying it’s beautiful. Yes I know he eats people but. y’know