"youngest Sibling Annoying Older Sibling After They Had A Long Work Day Lmaooo"

"youngest sibling annoying older sibling after they had a long work day lmaooo"

Except it's my older siblings pestering me, a literal 15-year-old, after I've finished a 9am-7pm shift as a dental assistant (which is like 3-5 hours longer than my siblings' shifts).

I just want to live in a fantasy world and be loved like I'm actually worth something. I want unconditional love. I want mutual suicide. I want together forever. I want magic and war and fantasy. I want royal enemies to lovers. I want I would die for you. I want I would kill for you. I want to give my all for love and receive it in return. I want to die holding each other as we bleed out after winning a battle. I want to fall off a cliff embraced in their arms. I want to live happily ever. I want to be their one and only. I want to dance with them in an empty ballroom. I want a life of splendour and luxury with them. I want castles and crowns and genuine infinite love forever. I want a small cottage in the woods as elves or witches. I want to be their knight in shining armour. I want to live an immortal life with them. I want to be gods in love. I want to be looked at like a hung the moon and the stars. I want to love someone with my entire self. I want a soulmate. I want a world based on love. I want to depend on them and be depended on. I want love.

A real career criminal🤭🤭

meanwhile Sanji in the back just like:

"NAMI-SWAAAAAN!!❤️❤️😍😍 IS STILL CUTE WHEN SHE'S COMMITING CRIMES😍😍🥰❤️"

The list just goes on and on and on…

man some of these AU writers really out here writing whole BOOKS!! Like- that is not a fanfic anymore. That is a book with borrowed character names. And they're like the length of a dictionary as well.

Me, a marauders fan: I don't like Severus Snape. My Sister: What!??! He's a good person though!! Did you even read the book?? Seems like you need to read it again if you think he's a bad person!! He helped Harry!! Me: I don't like Severus Snape. My Sister: Well then you might as well say Dumbledore is a bad person then, he's also a grey character!! Me, also a dumb-ly-doof basher: I don't like either.

Bruce at Duke: oh dear, oh dear, oh gorgeous

Bruce at other metas: YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Bruce: NO METAS. NO METAS IN GOTHAM! I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR ASS! OH? WHATS THAT? YOU HAVE X VILLAIN IN GOTHAM? TOO BAD! NO METAS - expect you Duke, you can stay baby 🫶 we love you and want you here - NO METAS OR—