That Happiness When You Realise Your Period Is Over So You Can Wear Boxers Again!!! Euphoria Frfr

That happiness when you realise your period is over so you can wear boxers again!!! Euphoria frfr

Bruce at Duke: oh dear, oh dear, oh gorgeous

Bruce at other metas: YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Bruce: NO METAS. NO METAS IN GOTHAM! I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR ASS! OH? WHATS THAT? YOU HAVE X VILLAIN IN GOTHAM? TOO BAD! NO METAS - expect you Duke, you can stay baby 🫶 we love you and want you here - NO METAS OR—

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resting sniper face is such a great description of Jason pls-.

Jason: Why the fuck does the League have a ‘Flee on Sight, Do Not Engage’ order for me?

Tim: You terrify them

Jason: The Justice League?

Dick: Yeah. A Bat with guns and a willingness to kill is too much for them to handle.

Jason: What a bunch of bitches. Don’t they know I only go after monsters?

Tim: Yeah. But according to the reports, you always look like you want to shoot them in particular when they run into you. No one wants to chance it. See? (Shows footage taken by the Flash when Jason last went hunting through Central City)

Dick: (Peers at picture. Confused.) That’s just Jason’s normal face. Why would they think he wants to shoot them?

Tim: (Deadpanned) Because Jason always looks like he wants to shoot someone.

Jason: (Agreeing) I have resting sniper face.

PLEASE-

Was sitting next to a super gorgeous fae looking person on the bus today. Like genuinely stunning. Ethereal. And I wanted to tell them I thought they looked good so bad. But social anxiety is a bitch.

Anyways so I was just sitting there and my internal monologue was just a stream of:

"oh my god wow they're so pretty. They could shove me over right on my ass and I would move onto my knees and pray to them. My god. Am I dreaming?? Are they real??? Man if they cursed me and stole my name I wouldn't even complain. I'd probably thank them. Damn."