I Need To Be A White Man So Bad Omfg Istg I'm Gonna Cry I've Had Another Six Mental Breakdowns In The

I need to be a white man so bad omfg istg I'm gonna cry I've had another six mental breakdowns in the span of like 2 hours jkbjkdjgnkd

Damian: how do I ask a boy out?

Stephanie: roses are red, violets are blue, just so you know, my bed has room for two

Damian: brown no-

Jason: twinkle, twinkle, little star, we can do it in a car

Damian: stop it!

Tim: row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream

Side Blogs:

I have multiple side blogs for all of the fandoms I'm in! So if you wanna check out stuff I've written or posted, check out the following:

(Note* I will update this as I make new blogs, and some blogs may be rather empty)

Harry Potter [mostly marauders]: @marauder-ing-your-heart Hannibal [NBC]: @will-graham-slut-era Merlin [BBC]: @beloved-merthur Grishaverse [Shadow and Bone]: @bones-for-sure Good Omens: @chaotically-ineffable-husbands The Sandman [Netflix]: @dreaming-of-morpheus The Maze Runner: @newtie-and-tommy Shadow Hunters [Netflix]: @lightwood-bane-sassmaster-69 Patrochilles [the greek mythos and soa]: @endlesslydevoted-patrochilles Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint [mostly joongdok]: @joongdok-stellar-collision DC: @dc-eased Slytherin Boys: @riddlemethis-or-riddlemethat

Nicknames given for 2/3 brother groups by Dadan and her band of merry secondary guardians.

Inspired by when my siblings and I had a similar system.

D. & D. Is referring to the d in both of their names but can also be referred to in a “dumb and dumber” context, the twins is just cuz theyre the same age and are brothers, “the problem and his enabler” is self explainatory

Examples of the nicknames used in a sentence:

“D&D are home, just waiting for Sabo to be here”

“The twins are taking luffy to get ice cream”

“Someone better find The Problem. His enabler better not be with him, god dammit.”

having alot of thoughts that are making my brain mush and melt and I need to get them out.

what could be more affectionate than knowing your partner trusts you enough to allow you to hold their very life in you jaws, and trust them in kind? such an intimate display of trust and unwavering belief is just so loving and screams pure, raw, devotion.

Robin!Jason: Hey, why don’t we all go to a haunted house this year?

Dick: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Jason:

Jason: what

Dick: Good night, Jason.