solar-evant - hopeless romantic
hopeless romantic

rants, preposterous claims, shtposting, and random thoughts that will, on occasion, string together to form something like a semi-comprehensible sentence

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Damian: How Do I Ask A Boy Out?

Damian: how do I ask a boy out?

Stephanie: roses are red, violets are blue, just so you know, my bed has room for two

Damian: brown no-

Jason: twinkle, twinkle, little star, we can do it in a car

Damian: stop it!

Tim: row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream

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1 year ago

RRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH👹👹🤬👹🤬🤬👹🤬

My cramps are actually killing me bro I'm dying ripping my uterus out would be a blessing about to kms istg this is it guys it the end of the road for me I have my portable period heatpack turned up so high my skin is burning and in pain yet somehow my period cramps are still worse and I took panadol but it did nothing so I took advil and it also didn't do anything and I feel like I'm gonna throw up and I'm so cold and literally shivering, but also so hot I'm sweating and I'm shaking so hard from how weak I feel rn that I can barely walk properly and I'm so tired and dizzy I feel like I'm gonna pass out but I'm in so much pain I can't sleep even if I tried and I can't breathe properly I'm literally gasping for breath and I keep complaining and I cried because I dropped my key even though it was literally just in front of me and I ran into like five people I knew and felt like I was being really rude because I just barely smiled at them and said hi and then couldn't do anything beyond single word responses and I feel really bad because maybe I'm just being overdramatic and I'm being really bad company and basically ignoring my friends.


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1 year ago

is it weird to have a thing for straight sharp teeth? like… yes bite me, sink your teeth into my neck and cradle me close so that i may do the same to yours. let us trade blood and pain as we indulge in the fountain of each other's life essence.

also pain and blood is a big thing here. wow.


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11 months ago

It's tough out here😔😔

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10 months ago

I need to be a white man so bad omfg istg I'm gonna cry I've had another six mental breakdowns in the span of like 2 hours jkbjkdjgnkd


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