In Year 3045 There Is 99% Chance That Someone Named Their Child After A Meme.

In year 3045 There is 99% chance that someone named their child after a meme.

This is my son. Hotel, Trivago.

This is my daughter; Road work ahead, yeah sure hope it does.

This is my child; Fresha vaca do. 

do it. i dare you.

You wanna find out some personal shit?

1. Any scars?

2. Self harmed?

3. Crush?

4. Kissed anyone?

5. Coke or Pepsi?

6. Someone you hate?

7. Best Friends?

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?

9. What’s your dream job?

10. Ever been in love?

11. Last time you cried?

12. Favorite color?

13. Height?

14. Birthday?

15. Eye color?

16. Hair color?

17. What do you love?

18. Obsession?

19. If you had one wish, what would it be?

20. Do you love someone?

21. Kiss or hug?

22. Nicknames people call you?

23. Favorite song?

24. Favorite band?

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?

27. Something you would change about yourself?

28. Ever dated someone?

29. Worst mistake?

30. Watch the movie or read the book?

31. Ever had a heartbreak?

32. Favorite show?

33. Best day of your life?

34. Any talents?

35. Do you wish you could ever start over?

36. Any bad habits?

37. Ever had a near death experience?

38. Someone I can tell anything to?

39. Ever lost a loved one?

40. Do you believe in love?

41. Someone you hate/Dislike?

42. Are you okay?

43. Relationship status?

GOOOOOOO DRAG HIS ASSSSSSSSS

THE TRUMPIE IN MY GROUP CHAT JUST SAID BIDEN IS CORRUPT IM CACKLING

Y'ALL WANT UPDATES OF ME DRAGGING THIS MOTHERFUCKER??

Ah yes. The post I read five years ago and had self hated thoughts about my gender because of it. 

@vince-dafreak , Fuck you. Skye is just as much of a man as Damian. Think before you fucking post. Think about the people who FUCKING BELIVED YOU, and had maybe months of self hate with their body and personality. 

Im genderfluid, Panromantic and Im fucking proud and out, i tell everyone that i trust wont kill me about it.

My ex was never really mentioned that she was queer. But guess what! We dated just fine, and we are still friends to this day!

So really. Fuck off

Being trans is not special or fun.

You need dysphoria to be trans.

Being cisgender is great.

Being trans is not your aesthetic.

Truscum/transmeds are the only ones who really care about trans people.

Hopefully, people like Skye are still a minority. If you have gender dysphoria, I hope you will be alright. You can always talk to me if you feel bad

Also, sorry for my English mistakes

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[ID: a photoset of the asexual and aromantic pride flags]

As a Christian i can say that this is the best description of the Jesus dieing ever.

HI CONNOR IM SORRY TO BOTHER BUT ARE YOU CHRISTIAN AND IF SO CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK JESUS CAME BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DIE AGAIN???????? WAS IT JUST TO LIKE??????? PROVE A POINT??? LIKE “hey motherfuckers guess what I’m alive. gtg soon but I’m ACTUALLY the messiah. haha proves you wrong” I MEAN I WOULD DO THE SAME THING BUT LIKE W H A T

im not a christian, but i do go to catholic school so ill do my best :

he was killed on the cross to forgive peeps sins, along with two thieves, to prove he was human, that god was in everyone

he was buried, and cried, and on the third day he resurrected

his body dissapeared, and the women were lke "holy fuck" but everyone was like "stfu, woman" so no one noticed

then he changed his face, and fucked with some guys (the apostles but also sheperds i think)

he recealed himself, made peter the pope and noped out of here to join his dad in heaven

i actually hope this is correct, but also i dont really listen to religion oop @eating-mooncakes ?? you know better than me ??