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Just Called The American Anthem Thebald Eagle Theme Song In Front Of My Dad, I Hate Being Sick.

just called the American anthem the ‘bald eagle theme song’ in front of my dad, i hate being sick.

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Campaign 2 is over so incorrect quotes!

Caleb: What are your goals? Jester: To pet all the dogs. Caleb: No, fitness goals. Jester: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Caleb, setting down a card: Ace of spades Jester, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Beau, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you fjord, trembling: What are we playing

Bitchython: Tonight, one of you will betray me. Astrid: Is it me, Master? Ickython: No, it’s not you. Eudwolf: Is it me, Master? Fuckerthon: It’s not you either. Bren: Is it me, Master? Dumbfuckthon: Dumbbitchthon, mockingly: Is IT mE mAsTeR??

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake] Caleb: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake Jester: You're in a prison cell :) Beau: You did great. Well, I got a 10- Jester: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 fjord: I got a 1! Jester: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

Caleb: Yo is Lucien sleeping or dead? Jester: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. Beau: Yeah, so did I. Lucien: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Caleb: *Screams* Jester: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Beau: Should we do something? fjord: No, I want to see who wins.


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3 years ago
I Would Adore A Hug!!! Im Glad I Got This One, It Was Very Nice :)

I would adore a hug!!! Im glad i got this one, it was very nice :)

✨build your dream apartment and I’ll tell you what you need in 2021✨

3 years ago
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!