I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM HE'S MY BABY MY CHUBBY BOI I WANNA HUG HIM HE'S SQUISHY MY SQUISHY SCRUNKLY

I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM HE'S MY BABY MY CHUBBY BOI I WANNA HUG HIM HE'S SQUISHY MY SQUISHY SCRUNKLY PLS CROWLEY GET HIM MORE NOODLES KEEP HIM HAPPY HE'S THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE CJFKDKDFJFKFJFJF REEEEE

My Favorite Disney Horses🐎🐎🐎

WWIII- SuperSoaker Edition

wheeheehee!! my first request of the event !!!

@carmensdia

You didn't specify if it should be romantic so I didn't make it explicitly romantic. Interpret as you please !!! <3

You quickly dashed behind a tree, taking a moment to get your bearings. What started out as a fun way to cool off on a hot afternoon had turned into an intense game of cat and mouse. Of course it had - it was Rook Hunt you were talking about, after all. You tried to stay focused and silent as you carefully listened for any noises or hints of your quarry's whereabouts.

You gripped your SuperSoaker2000 tightly, treating it like a lifeline; it's a game of life or death at this point. Dropping it wasn't an option. You shuffled a bit, causing a leaf to crunch beneath you. You cringed, glancing down. If Rook didn't know your whereabouts before (doubtful) he certainly did now.

You cautiously craned your head, trying your best to listen while not even daring to take a breath. Futile, of course- Rook was too good, and you knew that from experience. You continued to stay still and silent, hoping to remain hidden. However, you knew that it was only a matter of time before your opponent found you. You anxiously darted your eyes back and forth, sure he was going to emerge from the bushes like the eldrich cryptid he was.

Funny, you didn't think to look up.

He looked like a damn ninja when he leaped down from the tree above you, doing a front roll on the ground and ending in a kneeling position. He shot you square in the face with a jet of water.

That bastard Frenchman. You stagged backwards and dramatically sank to the floor, channeling your inner K-drama.

"Ah! Soldier down! SOLDIER DOWN! Oh, I can feel the string of life slowly slipping out of my grip... Gah! Woe, I shan't make it to the next dawn! Pray, tell my son I love him! Oh, Little Jimmy, whatever shall you do now that I am gone...?"

Rook grinned and kneeled down next to you.

"Ah, I'll be sure to tell Little Jimmy how bravely you died, Reine du théâtre."

You motioned for him to come closer, and he leaned down further.

"Be sure to tell Little Jimmy my last words....."

You suddenly raised your water gun and squirted him with water, jumping up and dashing away at full speed.

"EAT SHIT, FUCKWAD!"

Rook slowly stood up, watching you run. He'd track you down again. After all, the chase is the best part.

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Bonus!

Rook had backed you into a corner. Hours of back-and-forth chasing had led this this very moment, the climax, the end of the line. Both of you were soaking wet and exhausted.

"You'll never take me alive, you stupid Frenchie!" You narrowed your eyes, the two of you aiming your SuperSoakers at one another, ready to fire at will.

A stalemate.

"I don't intend to, my dear." His eyes gleamed, ready to close in on the kill. The tension was so thick you could stab it with a knife. And then it happened.

The two of you had simultaneously made a move, both hitting each other square in the chest with water. You and Rook both dramatically fell over, feigning an incredibly theatrical death. You both lay there for quite a while, dedicated to the bit.

At least, that is, until the two of you heard Vil calling Rooks name in the distance. The two of you looked at each other, eyes gleaming with mischief. There was no need to ask if he was thinking the same thing you were. You knew he was.

"Ambush?"

"On the count of trois~"

!!! book 7 spoilers

content: general lilia vanrouge chibi animation, general lilia and baul zigvolt full sprite, knight of dawn full silouette, and princess malenoa full silouette (source: @alchemivich) (advisable you use a light theme tumblr bcs u might have problems viewing the silouettes lol)

THE MOMENT IVE BEEN WAITING FORRRR WAYAUDGAUDHSHGSHA general peepaw at his 300s cracking his spine 💕💕✨💕✨💕😍

AAAAHHH hes so tired from making sure the silver owls go extinct JSHAJJS also for always dealing with the Draconia's tantrums😭💥

ITS SO OVER-- ITS SO FUCKING OVER-- EVERYONE WILL DIE BY HIS HANDS-- ITS AN HONOUR TO BE KILLED WITH A FUCKING CLEAVER STONE TURNING TO A WHIP--

do YOU see the fricking flips hes doing on top of swinging a pure stone around??? GURL, THEY WERENT JOKING ABOUT HIS STRENGTH EVEN IF THOSE ARMS LOOKS AVERAGE 😭💥💥

I love his new expressions are more sinister than what we knew ✨✨✨

HIS ARMOUR LOOKS SO HEAVY OMG GRANPA ZIGVOLT WEAPON REVEAL WHEN⁉️⁉️⁉️🙏🙏 🥺🥺🥺✨✨ I WANNA SEE HIM WHACK AN OPPONENT WITH A HUGE AXE---🛐🛐

his cape is too long Jbdjaa I cant make up his form too much AAA😭✨ I'm very interested for more lore about him thoughh-- 😳✨ knight of dawn... pls be a good and likeable guy lol

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ALSO ALSOOO!!!!! THE MOST MAGNIFICENT FOR THE LAST✨✨✨🛐🛐🌹🌹😍😍

MOTHER IN LAW??????? PRINCESS MALENOA???? OHMYGOD I WAS WRECKED JUST BY THE SIGHT OF HER STAFF AND POSSIBLE ARMOUREDCAPE AND THE CAPE *HAS* VERY INTRICATE LACING??? QUEEN. 🛐🛐🛐😍😍✨✨✨ ALSO !!!! DRAGON TAIL LETSGOOOO!!!🙏🙏🙏💕💖💕💖‼️‼️‼️‼️

the way i gasped and she is so exuding of power and elegance ✨💕✨💕

everyone go home this is the best character design ever

WHERES HER SSR CARD I'D SACRIFICE MY MALLEUS SAVINGS JUST FOR HER HIGHNESS 💕🙏💖💖

*malleyuu insert* man, imagine introducing yourself as her son's bf/gf 😂😂💥💥 we're truly that meme where it goes -> the guy you like, his mother, his father, etc etc 😂😂💥💥‼️

HER FREAKING STANCE-- I CANT GET OVER IT ITS SO EFFORTLESSLY AUTHORITATIVE!!! Prince Levan scored a baddie holy freaking gosh--

Now, I really believe theyll release an actual sprite for Princess Malenoa ✨✨ She looks too detailed to just end it like this lol

high-stakes game of uno

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