"My Memory Is A Trap//I'm Not What Once Was"

"My memory is a trap//I'm not what once was"

Chaliapin - The Eighth of Wands

A thing I have done for a collab I'm a part of

@malloysical-tarot

This is the original card btw lol

Hopefully this acc becomes less dead in future

After much deliberation, I'm proud to present the fan casting that absolutely no was asking for: The Muppets' Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812:

Rowlf the dog as Andrey

The token human as Natasha (cause every muppet show needs one)

Janice as Sonya

Camillla the Chicken as Marya

Pepe the Prawn as Anatole

Miss Piggy as Helene

Rizzo the Rat as Dolokhov

Statler and Waldorf as Old Prince Bolkonsky

Prairie Dawn as Mary

Gonzo as Balaga

and last but not least

Kermit as Pierre

Think about it, Disney.

If Martlet has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Martlet has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Martlet has only one fan, then that is me. If Martlet has no fans, then that means I am no longer on Earth. If the world is against Martlet, then I am against the world.

Rewatched A New Hope and yeah no matter how much Disney wants me to believe otherwise, at no point does Leia even hint that she knows Obi-Wan as more than "you fought alongside my father in the war"

Even if she didn't want to say anything about it in an already top-secret message just in case it got in the wrong hands (in which case she took more care than most characters in Kenobi in that department) then it's really weird having her watch the death of a man who saved her life at a crucial stage in her development and she seems to be more concerned with consoling Luke than showing any kind of grief herself

Its almost like they never intended for her to know Kenobi prior to ANH... funny that

So Anyway, I Started Blasting (No Undertale Yellow Spoilers)

You might get UTY/UT/DR brainrot for the forseeable future, sorry