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After much deliberation, I'm proud to present the fan casting that absolutely no was asking for: The Muppets' Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812:

Rowlf the dog as Andrey

The token human as Natasha (cause every muppet show needs one)

Janice as Sonya

Camillla the Chicken as Marya

Pepe the Prawn as Anatole

Miss Piggy as Helene

Rizzo the Rat as Dolokhov

Statler and Waldorf as Old Prince Bolkonsky

Prairie Dawn as Mary

Gonzo as Balaga

and last but not least

Kermit as Pierre

Think about it, Disney.