Emotional Support White Men

Emotional support white men 💫

Oh, so that's how they look like together

I hate so much my tastes.

Random headcanon for my fanfic: Brett was actually the only character that recognized Shelby when he first saw her

"we can't be together anymore..."

sum blorbo sh1tpost shenanigans uwu part 2

oh the crackship, the amounts of bullcrap you're about to unleash in this world

the amount of effort that i put into this sh1tpost man, my brother even helped me with this one xD

y'all don't want to ship rexmet? fine, I'll ship Knix... Rife.. Knex.... sharptor... uhh raptorknife.... dangerknife... knifevest idk xD ⚰️💥💥

Some random idea I have for my fanfic in Wattpad , I will surely wrote it. The song is not mine, it's from Dhmis 3, I just thought it would fit. I realized that even if Inside Job Part 2 hasn't launched yet, I like Ron and adding him will may give more protagonism to Reagan. So let's start!

-Here! Those are 10 dollars, now go away and buy something, I don't know, said Edd pushing the Inside Job characters outside the house

-Huh? Strange, said Reagan

-What are they gonna do to him?, asked Gigi

-Sing, probably, answered Andre

-But those songs are horrible!, said Gigi

-C'mon, guys! It's not that bad!, said Brett

-When we arrived they sang a song about our death, said Reagan

-And then they sang a song of how worthless we are, said Myc

-Yeah, but they can't do worse, right?, asked Brett

-Yes, said Reagan looking the inside of the house from a window

Meanwhile, the rest of characters were inside the house with Ron

-Umm, hello?, said Ron

-Have you ever wondered why we're here?, started to sang Edd

What's it all about, you've no idea

And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear

But you know it doesn't have to be

That i don't know, and you don't know me

Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference

And we can live in harmony

No, you don't know where you are

But together we will get far

And together we can understand about friendship!

-Emmm, no thanks, answered Ron

-No excuses, said Edd

And do you ever feel like life's unfair?, continue to sang

Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!

But if you follow me

Maybe you'll see

That friends will be everywhere

-Can't I just go home?, asked Ron

-This is your new home, answered Edd, - Come with me, let's met the others!

So here we are with all my friends, and they love you, all of them, sang Edd pointing the other characters

-Yes we do!, sang Sayori

-Is it true!, sang Tord

-We are friends and it will never end!, sang Boyfriend

-What are you talking about? I don't even know you!, said Ron

-To love each other, is to care

To be kind, and to share!, sang Edd

-I love my friend so I give him a hug, said Chalice hugging Void

-I made this for you, cause I love you so much, sang Michelle giving Ron a cake

-I love my pet, 'cause she's now my daughter , sang Shaun grabbing Moonpie hands

-Okay?, said Ron confused

-Our hearts asked night and day, sang Edd

-To have a new friend which we can play

-So be happy, sang Sayori

-Because all perfect is here!, sang all the characters

-We don't have taxes!, sang Brock

-Food is free!, sang Darlene

-And lots of money come here!, sang Griff

-That's how we live in this house, sang Tom

-We are happy like those mouses!, sang Bruno

-And it's for forever, and forever, sang John

-And now we all worship the readers!, sang Edd, then everyone started to be in a prey pose, Ron was pretty confused with all of that

-There are readers, sang Yuri

-We are inside a fanfic, sang Colette

-We must entertain them, sang Jack

-We must entertain them with our pain, sang Peter

-Wait, what?, said Ron

-Or they will forget about us, sang Edd, the pushing Ron into a chair, - So, dear Ron, let's make a deal

Because none of us is actually real

-You don't even exist, sang Yuri

-And you're only fiction from a large list!, sang James while the others were tying Ron to the chair

-And we need you here to live with us here, sang Edd with a creepy smile

-And your heart will find it's home, sang Grom

-And our friendship will never go, sang Monika

-Now give us your hair!, sang Edd with a pair of scissors

-For that reviving machine from there!, sang the others characters

-And you will be forever with us here, continue to sang Edd

-So, how was the song?, asked Glenn outside the house

-Weird, answered Reagan

Thank you so much for reading, tell me if I write right or should I improve.