I Come Back Every Few Months To Apply A Fresh Coat Of Paint On My Silly Metta Redesign

I come back every few months to apply a fresh coat of paint on my silly Metta redesign

African elephant calves vs Asian elephant calves 

so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist's patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic

and my wifi password is "onthefridge"

so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is "onthefridge" and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there's a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it's onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type "onthefridge" into their phone and they get so mad

Man stops to rescue kitten, gets ambushed by platoon. 

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I don't understand how httyd fans insist on giving dragons cool sounding names, best example being the trope of calling the nightlights eclipse, moonshine etc before the official names were dropped. Motherfucker, httyd characters would be naming their flying buddies shit like crispy drumstick, birch muncher and stomach acid, please get silly with it