Thinking Of Him (Neil Banging Out The Tunes)

Thinking of him (Neil banging out the tunes)

If plague doctors hadn't been a real thing, and you made them up for a speculative history/fantasy story, people would complain that they're implausibly advanced and way too cool.

Like you're like "yeah there's this super lethal illness and nobody actually knows how it spreads so just to be safe they've got these sick gothy fucking hazmat suits. No Greg shut up they totally had all the materials to make them, you can make fabric splatter-resistant by waxing and oiling it. And the mask is because of the- guys shut up, let me finish. The mask is- there's scented- guys shut up. They didn't have germ theory but they figured it has something to do with the air smelling- No shut up, you're a fucking furry. The beak makes it cool. Jerks."

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

I imagine this artemy would shave but my mind rejects the idea of dankovsky having a beard so I guess keep it up!

Role swap bbygirls

"You're going down with me, fuckhead."

animals that are poisonous but not venomous are so funny they’re like “you can eat me and I can’t stop you. just know we’re both going to die”