Mangoballs Reinvention Of Modern Satire Will Go Unrecognized In History Due To It Being Entirely Fucking

mangoball’s reinvention of modern satire will go unrecognized in history due to it being entirely fucking incomprehensible to anyone even remotely normal

wake up

cry over 2 gay people

sleep

I cannot tell you how many times I’ve reread this entire scene—

Adam Carlsen, everyone 👏🏻

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

[The Love Hypothesis, by: Ali Hazelwood, aesthetic]

"carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man."

"I wish you could see yourself the way I see you."

"You can fall in love: someone will catch you."

"You kiss him and next thing you know he's saving your ass and he's buying you scones and calling you a smart-ass in a weirdly affectionate tone"

"She would have loved to run to the edge of campus and scream into the void until modern civilization collapsed, but that wasn’t exactly a pressing matter."

"God, she had forced a married man, a father, to kiss her. Now people thought that he was having an affair. His wife was probably crying into her pillow. His kids would grow up with horrible daddy issues and become serial killers."

"his calm acceptance of her anxiety relaxed her"

BRO.

CW - flowers from 1970: chapter 18

I’m literally shaking and crying 

the image of dream slowly putting down the old telephone and collapsing on his bed after holding the phone in his hands for 5 minutes straight. Knowing the cord had been cut, he starts to cry while trying to redial George’s number with no response. He wants to hear his voice one last time. He wants to kiss him. He wants to see him. 

SOBBING.