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day dreamin’ about everyone’s favorite old man.
"light yagami is a misogynist" I say into the mic.
the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"she's right... surprising, for a woman", they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands light yagami.
boyfriend headcannons - lee jooyeon
☆彡 the long awaited end of this sweet little series is finally here!! I hope you all enjoyed! :) 🩷
word count: 633 | pronouns used: none | genre: fluff, established relationship | cws: swearing, all caps, not proofread, lmk if something is missing!
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it’s time for our sillies little boyfie
omg okay where do I begin
he holds your hand all the time
out in public, in bed while cuddling, under the dinner table like you’re in middle school-
he wants you close at all times
he loves you so so so sooooo much
I am the queen of the Jooyeon clingy boyfriend agenda
he LOVES PDA
okay- in reality he love what you’re comfortable with- but still
he loves being able to show you off!
you’re his! he’s dating you! he can’t believe it!!!
once he gets comfortable the pet names are… oh boy
the type of cringe you would expect from Gunil tbh
“baby”
“bubs”
“SWEET PEA” 🥹
“pookie”
“pumpkin” on rare occasions
he likes to have fun with them
you would probably make most of your plans bc have you seen the way this man uses bubble?
he will not answer your damn phone calls!
(but he means well I swear)
the selfies you get from this man are either killer or hilarious
it’s like,, a Seungmin level fit check or a .5 image where it looks like he’s looking both directions at once 💀
but it’s okay bc you love him for it obvi 🫶🏻
speaking of loving him, Jooyeon strikes me as another member of xh that your younger siblings or cousins would love
NAHH YOU KNOW WHO WOULD LOVE HIM??
YOUR GRANDMA!!!!
children find him funny and old people find him charming and endearing
they would totally say you’re dating a prince lol
please play with his hair
I feel like he would love it
he lowkey loves it when you baby him?
like, eat the vegetables off of his plate and tell him how cute he is and he’ll eat that shit up
he is constantly singing
he makes songs up about what he does during the day
he’ll randomly hit you with the, “earlier today I was 🎶washing the dishes🎶 and I almost broke a plate.”
I feel like one of his go-to gifts would be plushies?
it’s your birthday? plushie
valentine’s day? here’s a little guy
and he forces you to name them all
sometimes he comes up with the names before he even gives them to you
“Here you go!” *hands you a plushie* “This is Bart.”
he is so amazed by you all the time
he truly idolizes you and the way you carry yourself and treat people
you aren’t afraid to be a little weird or different and he would love it!!
he would write songs for you :(
he would write songs about you :,(
I think it would be sooooo easy to fluster him
“You look very pretty today Jooyeon.” he’s red as can be
but don’t worry because he can dish it out just as well as he can take it
hot take: I bet Jooyeon secretly has rizz
it doesn’t happen often, but every now and then he hits you with a really good one-liner that honestly leaves you at a loss for words
he loves cuddle sessions :( my sweet, clingy boy
very excitable!
you could suggest watching paint dry as a date idea and he would be vibrating with excitement
loves loves loooves when you wear his clothes ESPECIALLY out in public!
it’s like your little way of showing people you’re taken
he would melt of you ever referred to him as, “my boyfriend” to someone in public like-
‼️ that’s him ‼️
he’s a ball of sunshine when he’s around you, but he also knows when to dial it back and be more serious as well
the duality to this man comes into play with more than just his stage presence!
overall, Jooyeon never stops smiling when he’s with you because he constantly has something to be thankful for 🩷
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"....you've never had sex"
(Proceeded to laugh their asses off)
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Not a day goes by when I don't think about joe many liberals
going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)