Deruth: What Did You Do This Weekend?

Deruth: What did you do this weekend?

Cale: Joined a Cult, got engaged, became the Priest of said Cult, blew up a building, called off the engagement, adopted some children, and set another building on fire. Not nessicarrily in that order.

Deruth: ...this is revenge for ignoring you, isn't it?

Cale: :)

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

Peter: Pepper, who is better: me or Harley?

Pepper: parents can’t choose between their kids, they should love them all equally.

Pepper, panicking: Peter, sunshine, why are you crying?

Tony, running: who made my kid upset?

Peter: *cries 2x louder*

peter, five minutes after talking with mr.stark: are you trying to adopt me?

tony: whaat? no!

tony:

tony: but theoretically,if I was trying, would you be interested?