Weird Stuff I've Heard In Orchestra #1

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #1

"Stop popping my Pop Socket!" *entire class stops what their doing to stare*

I’m like eight times more productive when I’m tired as hell and fuming with quiet rage

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #3

~Our director has just drawn a map of the US from memory~ "That's only 49, we're missing one." "Which one are we missing?" "Someone pull up a map." "UTAH! We're missing Utah!" *chorus of: Oooh...*

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #2

"You gotta probe it." *bounces bow repeatedly* "Probe, probe, probe, probe."

If a mermaid were to lay eggs, and a centaur were to fertilize them, would the offspring be half fish/half horse or....??

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