The Last Post Is Completely Blurry?

The last post is completely blurry?

I think that might be a problem on your end it looks fine on my end. It happens.

What did you do to Yen Sid?

“Hello Yen Sid” The Sorcerer tensed at the voice of his uninvited guest who had silently appeared behind him and threw himself out of his chair spinning around with a Meteor spell readied. The cloaked intruder rushed inside his guard, Yen Sid’s readied spell dissolved into embers as the intruder brutally knocked the air out of his lungs with a single powerful punch. Yen Sid folded over himself quietly with a stuttering gasp. “Yeah... we’re not doing this.” Spoke the intruder supporting the downed Sorcerer upright and binding his arms behind his back with a spell. “So you have come, Sora” The intruder snorted letting his hood fall down, revealing familiar brown though much longer hair and a single blue slit eye “As if you didn't see this coming” drawled the Master of Masters pulling the captive Sorcerer over to the chest on the other side of the room and activating the hidden way to the old well beneath the tower. “Anyway, you and I are going to have a long-overdue chat” Holding his captive so he wouldn't trip down the stairs The Master of Masters and his captive descended arriving at the bottom of the tower swiftly. “You gave yourself away letting me read that book you know, most of it was completely useless and misleading to boot... but the interlude? Whoa!” The Master of Masters exclaimed with an exaggerated barking laugh prodding the bound Sorceror forward “How did it go again?” The Master of Masters rubbed his chin thoughtfully clearing his throat and reciting something from memory.

“A long dream. A sad farewell, hanging in the air in that ‘world between’. What is reality? What is illusion? The path chosen by the young boy leads to his memories. When caught in the stream of the days and nights going past, gaze anew at your steps… for there all confusion will end.”

The Master of Masters tone shifted from monotone recitation to serious “You were testing me and I think you found what you were looking for” Yen Sid looked away disturbed by the intensity of Sora, The Master of Masters gaze. “You knew who I was going to become from the very beginning and you did nothing to stop it.” There was a strained silence filled only with the sound of nearby rippling water. “Are you going to kill me?” asked Yen Sid unruffled and so clearly unrepentant. It made the Master of Masters want to deck the old sorcerer again, but with an iron will of restraint born of being the most manipulative living being currently in existence the Master of Masters settled for rolling his eye “Oh I'm tempted, really tempted, probably wouldn't even leave a stain on my light either, unfortunately, if you're dead you can't be called out. So you’re just going to suffer instead” At a finger snap light swirled into being behind Yen Sid who breathed a startled exclamation as he realized exactly what the Master of Masters had wrought, The Master of Masters grinned “I’m not the only one you have wronged, so I’m going to leave you with a simple truth it seems you've forgotten” The Master of Masters pulled Yen Sid closely so he could hear what he was going to say. “Heap your scorn upon an innocent child, tell yourself that it means nothing, but beware, eventually that scorn comes due forcing even the righteous of causes to lose meaning.” The Master of Masters abruptly undid the binding spell without warning and pushed Yen Sid backwards into the swirling portal, The Master of Masters grinned ominously a single eye sparkling in delight as the sorcerer vanished into the light. “Say hello to Oswald for me“

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Master Report – Strange Artefacts Recently I made a strange purchase, a most peculiar mirror full of strange magical energy. I was most shocked to discover the mirror played host to a portal leading straight into the basement of Yen Sid’s tower. It was there I encountered something that I am unafraid to admit left me shaken and at the same time enraged with the old sorcerer. An artificial world full of former Nobodies, His notes claimed it a sanctuary for the forgotten but the land within is a wasteland. A wasteland he himself has been content to leave forgotten. An unforgivable act when you realize that the people trapped within have long regained their hearts but are left trapped here in a broken world, any attempt I make to fix the place is undone by the world itself in moments. I don’t know how to fix this but there is someone I do know who might be able to, the same person who created this prison, Yen Sid. To say the residents eagerly want to have a few harsh words with their self-appointed warden is a vast understatement.

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So the events and general plot and lore of Epic Mickey are a lot different here, The divergent point? Mickey was so spooked he sold the Mirror after the first time he went through it, The events of Epic Mickey are happening now decades later than they should have. Yen Sid honestly forgot about the wasteland and now they hold him prisoner with Mickey, Riku, Kairi, Sora and Axel on a rescue mission. No one knows Mickey was the one who ruined the world by accident in the first place. Also, toon lifespans are weird but let's just ignore that for now.

Previously I said that I was going to just post the master reports here, I have once again changed my mind and I am now generating a large fanfiction that will be finished and posted when its finished with snippets that can stand alone going up here. My conscience won't allow me to post it as I go because I'm literally assembling it like a puzzle from Asks adding and editing as I go, In short I have no clue where the Master Reports AU is going apart from adhering to canon known facts as much as possible.

Anytime someone asks for the fic they will be greeted with a wordcount png attached to the next post with zero context whatsoever.

Where can we find the Master Reports fic?

The Master of Masters blinked at the clear desk then went to find Chirithy. The Master of Master poked his head around the door spotting the Dream Eater in question “Uh? Chirithy? Where did the papers on my desk go?” Chirithy didn't turn as it continued energetically dusting the bookshelves and spoke in a non-committal tone “You said to take all the loose papers out to the trash” The Master of Masters felt a chill of alarm shoot up his spine from his toes and took a calming breath speaking as calmly as possible “Chirithy, I was rebinding my journal, it was not trash, I can say with great certainty that it was the very opposite of trash” Chirithy paused and looked up from its dusting to his master who wore a remarkably fixed expression on his face “...Oh...” “Where did you put it?” asked the Master of Masters calmly. The Chirithy squirmed in place and didn't answer as the Master of Masters expression became more and more wooden “You've been cutting corners again haven't you?” “M-maybe” the Chirithy coughed unconvincingly frantically wondering what the weather was like on the other end of the universe at this time of year. The Master of Masters took a deep steadying breath and asked again. “Chirithy, what did you do to my master report?” It was peaceful and quiet outside the Daybreak Town Clocktower beneath the calm waves of Scala ad Caelum, right up until it wasn't. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DUMPED IT ALL IN THE LANES BETWEEN?!”

Well Done Chirithy for initiating a tedious fetch quest and inadvertently proving Sora wrong by mistakenly scattering The Master Reports to the farther corners of the universe.

So I was originally going to post the master reports all in one place on ff.net or archiveofourown but realized that I'm really bad at writing long fanfictions and it wouldn't really be practical seeing as every Ask here actually contributes to the story and Melody of Memory has yet to be released which might (probably) disprove a lot of the stuff here. My original plan was to create Ansem Report style observations written by the Master of Masters, a Kingstagram entry and a small blurb of plot per chapter but instead, I've decided to keep it all in one place, right here. I might reblog some old posts with new stories and Master Reports attached.

I’m going to say that most of the non-conflicting Square Enix and Disney media exist in this Kingdom Hearts universe right here and now, so if someone asks about a character from any of those franchise’s they’ll probably appear at some point if I get a good enough screenshot or pose-able models and can think of a good enough excuse to include them. (Spoiler: I have plans for Final Fantasy X and Atlantis the Lost Empire in the works)

Don't be afraid to ask anything (Seriously anything, did you see the sandwich ask? It’s awesome) about other characters, MoM!Sora may be the star of this show but everyone else has plenty to say.

What is the strangest world you have been to?

To answer this ask, the answer is the world of Cars and Planes, a world I’m going to tentatively label Auto-Mobile.

I mean just think a minute, its a world exclusively populated by sapient vehicles therefore let me ask you this: What are the seats for? Your feet (wheels) are removable? Your parts are replaceable yet society allows your vital body parts to become obsolete and chose not to produce them on the basis of them being outdated? That is monstrous and brings up so many ethical issues I can’t even look at the films without frantic hand waving.(Also i found the movies very cringe personally)

MoM!Sora hates this world for the implications so much that he went to drown his trauma in The Snuggly Duckling pub (Starting or participating in at least three song and dance numbers) that he actually forgot ever going to Auto-Mobile and only has this baffling post taken in the the Kingdom of Corona (that he doesn't remember actually posting) to go off of.

Riku’s Halloween Town World Glamor, in keeping with the Internets habit of rabid fanservice in the Kingdom Hearts fandom is a fluffy silver werewolf, basically just pick any NSFW BishonenWerewolf!Riku on tumblr.

I’m going with the theory that Donald knows just how silly some World Glamors can get and purposely banned the really silly ones because of pride, World Order be damned. Mickey follows the rules though just to explain why Riku was seemingly wandering the worlds alone in Kingdom Hearts II.

Kairi and Lea going on their first field mission together, not much else to say really.

For the longest time I forgot this was actually a Disney movie. As for the reason its set in Todayland instead of the past? I just think that if this was added to the Kingdom Hearts Universe then you can bet Sora would be using flowmotion all over the place, because bubbles. Imagine the minigames.

Odd question, I know, but would you like a sandwich?

Master Reports Extract

“Will you and your son be having the deluxe menu?” The youthful-looking Master of Masters laughed himself hoarse as Luxu gave a heartfelt whine. “Other way around miss” The waitress blushed as the laughing Master of Masters gently corrected her wiping away tears of mirth “Would you be interested in dating my son by any chance? He's a bit high strung but I hear women love the scars-” “Be quiet!” Luxu hissed slapping a hand over the Master of Masters mouth only to pull back disgustedly as he was licked. The waitress giggled at the father-son byplay “Anyway we’ll take the deluxe menu-” the Master of Masters sighed disapprovingly at Luxu who squirmed in his seat “-it’s about time my son actually ate something healthy, something else other than sandwiches ALL THE TIME, yes, I saw that!” Leave it to the Master of Masters to make Luxu feel like he was a child again by criticizing his bad eating habits. Still, Luxu was a grown man so he straightened up and pretended he wasn't bothered, The Master of Masters just thought little Luxu trying to adult was adorable “Don't you have any shame?” Luxu grumbled disgustedly wiping his hand with a convenient napkin. The Master of Masters assumed a thinking pose "Shame - a product of psychological pressure imposed on the individual by the collective expectations of society" The Master of Masters shrugged “Nahhh, I actually feel better when I don't conform to silly primitive social nonsense conceived by societies for the wealthy elite to make themselves feel important and or relevant and used to assume some illusionary power over those too stupid to know better." The Master of Masters paused and perked up beaming at Luxu who recoiled slightly in alarm "Aaand did I detect a hint of minty freshness earlier?" Luxu steamed in embarrassment as another group at a nearby table shot them looks and the waitress trembled in place with amusement “I moisturize, you old fossil! Just because you're pretty much forever young doesn't mean the rest of us can’t dream!” The Master of Masters pointedly ignored Luxu and turned to the still waiting waitress “-and as demonstrated unlike the vast majority of men my son is well trained in the art of hygiene and once you get past his gruff exterior there is a sensitive man-” Luxu shoved the nearest napkin in The Master of Masters face with a subtle magnet spell to stick it there over his one functioning eye leaving the grown man to flail like a cat with cheese on its face and turned to the now red-faced with suppressed laughter waitress. “We'll also take three of the most expensive champagne bottles you have in stock, two for us and one for your trouble, on my old man here” The Master of Masters squawked in dismay, blinded as he was, by a napkin.

No, MoM!Sora would not like a sandwich, he is, in fact, sick to death of sandwiches after watching Luxu eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner through his Gazing Eye for decades and knowing he taught Luxu better than that. Luxu never grew out of the ‘eat like a bachelor’ phase, MoM!Sora disapproves and teasingly points this out by playing the unwanted wingman for Luxu to get his point across. Luxu however has learned to speak ‘MoM!Sora-ish’ and can give just as good as he gets, unlike his younger years when conversations with MoM!Sora usually left him completely bewildered. And yes as soon as MoM!Sora unblinded himself he turned into his merman form and smacked Luxu across the face with his tail then went into a sulk.

In other news, Xigbar’s identity as Luxu has been rumbled the same way MoM!Sora’s was uncovered.