MAY I INTRODUCE @disastercomingfaster , My Personal Favourite

MAY I INTRODUCE @disastercomingfaster , my personal favourite 😭😭😭💜💜😂😂

I wake up to 26 notes and I’m like “oh my god, look at all my fans!” And it reality they are almost all from @sorry-i-ship-drarry 😂but hey, quality over quantity, @sorry-i-ship-drarry is amazing

Microfic: Candidates

"Alright," said Draco, flopping down onto the sofa besides Harry, carefully holding the laptop aloft. He still called technology 'muggle magic.' "I have compiled a list of candidates."

"We're getting a dog, Draco, not hiring an intern," Harry chided with an affectionate smile. Draco ignored him and presented the laptop, still open to an Excel sheet.

"This column has the breed, this one has the cost, then this one is how far away each site is, and..."

Harry shook his head, biting back his grin. He should never have taught Draco how to use Excel.

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For @drarrymicrofic prompt, "adoption." 94 words of Draco obsessing over Excel spreadsheets as a way of managing his anxiety of getting the 'right' dog. Sorry this is a bit late!

Lucius : oh sweet mercy , not him too !

*In the graveyard*

Voldemort: Finally, I'm going kill you, Potter

Harry: Can I say something before you do that?

Voldemort: Sure

Harry: Mr Malfoy, can you tell Draco that I love him and that he was dashing in the Yule Ball? I want him to know that before I die. He's so pretty and *continues talking about Draco*

Voldemort: Merlin! And I thought your son was annoying, Lucius!

“I DON’T CARE!” Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON’T CARE ANY MORE —” 

He seized the table on which the silver instrument had stood and threw that, too. It broke apart on the floor and the legs rolled in different directions. 

“You do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. “You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”

I'm literally the biggest hypocrite alive because this is ME .

I always say relationship sucks and I'm not a romantic person yet I've only ever read romance , written romance, basically survive on romance. Hypocrisy 101

me: i’m so SICK of clichés! where’s the originality?!

author: they’re enemies but they slowly start to fall for each other

me: *sobbing and shaking* oh my god they’re enemies but they slowly start to fall for each other

Hey bud you switched your icon! I like it, very angsty Harry

Yes I did , among my favourite fanarts and I'm sure you'll see it changing a lot