Dear Alpha Males,

Dear Alpha males,

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You will never be as alpha as Remus Lupin

literally have tears after reading this beautiful note by maya 🥹 (x)

Excuse you random YouTube commenter from 2 years ago, I did not give you permission to break my heart. This is on a (mostly) cute video about Remus being an uncle figure. What the hell.

(Image text: My headcanon is that when Remus died and all the marauders were gone, the map cleared itself of all its contents and chose to display for forever 'Mischief Managed'.

And there goes my heart.)

me too babe, me too

The Maurauders playing Never have I Ever wasted:

Remus: Take a shot if you’ve ever kissed someone

*Everyone drinks*

Sirius: Regulus?! Wh- MY INNOCENT BABY BROTHER

Regulus: I’m not a baby for Merlin’s sake!

Dorcas: Take a drink if your not a virgin

*Everyone taking a shot, but Peter and Mary*

Sirius: WHAT?! MY REGGIE?! Take a shot if you’ve ever kissed my baby brother.

Regulus: *mubling* I’m not a baby.

*Barty, Evan, Remus, Dorcas, Pandora, and Marline drink*

Sirius: REMUS. MY BOYFRIEND?! THIS IS BETRAYAL

*James taking the bottle of firewiskey and pouring one shot, then another, then another, over and over again before Sirius stops him*

Sirius: James? What the hell are you doing?

James *drunkenly*: What? It’s one shot for every kiss right?

*Regulus blushes as James downs more firewiskey*

Sirius: JAMES? WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

Remus Lupin Vocabulary: Frequently Used Phrases Edition

What the fuck?

How the fuck?

Where the fuck ...

Why the fuck ...

Oh, for fuck's sake

Fucking kill me now

Christ on a fucking bike

Fuck this

Fuck that

Fuck me

Fuck you

Fuck off

all with varying degrees of exasperation, depending on who/what he's referring to