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so proud of this line

Marlene: I can feel the sexual tension through the screen Mary: What’s that I smell? Gay? Remus: Sorry, all I can smell is bullshit coming from you, Mary :/

Marlene: baby you look like fireefd Dorcas: oh yeah babe BABE dbhbdfdad Sirius: and we were flirting 🙄🙄 Remus: Uhh… We were? Sirius: … Marlene: … Dorcas: … Lily: …

from "say it again (i love you)" (by me on ao3)

Rem: see u later x [Private Message] Siripoo: OMG HE SENT ME A KISSSSS Siripoo: JAMESSSSSSSSSS Jamiepoo: I’m trying to sleep :( Jamiepoo: Night shift tonight and tomorrow Siripoo: LOL THAT SUCKS Siripoo: SUCKS LIKE I WANNA SUCK OFF LUPIN Jamiepoo: I’m going back to bed now Siripoo: LIKE I WANNA SLEEP WITH LUPIN Jamiepoo: Fuck you. Siripoo: LIKE I WAANA FUCK LUPIN Jamiepoo: I should have seen that coming. Siripoo: LIKE I WANNA SEE LUPIN COMING

when i'm scrolling and get a notification from tumblr and i'm like "ooo who liked my post" but it's just them saying that i've liked 1000 posts in the span of a day, i- 😭😭😭😭

Remus: Sirius, I really fucking like you Sirius: Aww, Rem, I like you too!! Remus: I really fucking like you. And I really want to rearrange that sentence. Sirius: Uhhh. Me too!! Sirius, whispering: Really, fucking I like you? Like, I fucking you really? You really fucking I like? Remus: Oh for God's sake, Sirius. I want to fuck you. Sirius: oooohhhhhhhhh

New chapters

Both of these fanfic I've been writing have new chapters! They're both really funny and Texting AUs, so if you've seen my other posts and am interested in seeing more, there's loads of funny parts in these fanfics <3 Thank you

Sirius: well, my name is sirius Remus: For real? Sirius: yes, for real Sirius: i guess you could almost say Sirius: that Sirius: im being Sirius: serious Sirius: gfdhsjgfgdsj HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Sirius: THAT NEVER GETS OLD UFGHJGFJDHGJFDHGFJHDGJFHDGDFH Remus: I hate you already Remus: I'm Remus.

Remus: omw back Remus: so stop wanking or whatever Sirius: What?? I would never Remus: LMAO Remus: i didnt know i would be so right Remus: i know im hot sirius but you can just fuck me instead… Sirius: Ummm no thanks

Sirius: [Screenshot] Sirius: JAMES HELP

Lily: Ok! I'm Lily, she/her, I am an aquarius, and there used to be this creepy af guy who was obsessed with me and followed me into an ice cream shop and stalked me for like six years, haha! I nominate Remus to introduce himself next. Wake up bitch!!

[Marauders Rule!] Prongs: oh shit Prongs: that was me Prongs: um Padfoot: ahaha knew it

Remus: you forgive

James: you forget

Sirius: but you never let it go

Peter: the gap between "it" and "go" tbh

Bounding down the stairs is a man. Not spotting me, he exclaims, “Effie! Effie! I did it! I’ve worked out when Rep TV will be announced and released! It’s going to be the—'' He stops and a slight gasp escapes from his mouth. “Lily?”

No.

I knew that voice.

But it couldn’t be.

No.

No.

“James,” I whispered. “How?”

“It was pretty simple, really. In the Karma music vid—”

“No,” I almost giggle. “How are you alive?”

Sirius: omg hahaha wolf

Remus: Yes, my name means wolf.

Sirius: no, like the tail of romulus and remus

Sirius: w/ the wolves??

Sirius: and the whole rome vs reme thing

Remus: What the fuck

Remus: Are you trying to make me look stupid?

Remus: That's not a thing.

Remus: I think I would know what I'm named after

Sirius: well, my name is sirius Remus: For real? Sirius: yes, for real Sirius: i guess you could almost say Sirius: that Sirius: im being Sirius: serious Sirius: gfdhsjgfgdsj HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Sirius: THAT NEVER GETS OLD UFGHJGFJDHGJFDHGFJHDGJFHDGDFH Remus: I hate you already Remus: I'm Remus.

Remus: okay… I'm sorry

Remus: also, how did u know that?

Remus: Are you a "furry" or something?

Sirius: whaT

Sirius: WDYM "FURRY"

Remus: I don't know what they are, but my friends accuse me of being one

Remus: Because of my name

Sirius: My friends call me a furry bc of my name too

Remus: Yeah, dog star.

Sirius: WTF

Sirius: HOW DO U KNOW THAT

Remus: It's called knowledge??

Remus: Doesn't everyone know that????

Sirius: HOW DO U KNOW STARS AND NOT YOUR NAMESAKE

Sirius: GHFGH JFGHDGJHGH JGFDHAGFHJDAGFJ HDGAHFGD AJHFI IYA UFTHAGB

Sirius: FSFAGSAGSAKFIOSAYv

Sirius: DHSAVFSAHIOSA

Remus: stop being dramatic

Remus: or I'll block you.

Sirius: GDFSHJGSJHFSJHAGF

Sirius: DONT U DARE

Sirius: U DONT HAVE IT IN UUU

Sirius: FFHJFJDGFDAFAGD

Sirius: WOLFY WOLFY WOLFY

Sirius: WOLFY BOY WOLF BOIIII

Sirius: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Siririus: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[message not delivered]

Sirius: OH FUCK YOU

[message not delivered]

Sirius: well, my name is sirius Remus: For real? Sirius: yes, for real Sirius: i guess you could almost say Sirius: that Sirius: im being Sirius: serious Sirius: gfdhsjgfgdsj HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Sirius: THAT NEVER GETS OLD UFGHJGFJDHGJFDHGFJHDGJFHDGDFH Remus: I hate you already Remus: I'm Remus.

hiking (marauders' version) - part 1

Sirius, looking ahead: this view is beautiful. i think it's the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

Remus, looking at Sirius: no, i'm looking at the most beautiful thing right now

Sirius, blushing: awwwww, remus! you're-

Remus: that lake behind you is MAJESTIC

hiking (marauders' version) - part 2

Remus: let me get the matches. they should be in that bag *pointing at the bag in between them*

Sirius, leaning forwards: i'll get them!

Remus, also leaning forwards: no, i'm o- ohh

Sirius, pulling away quickly: that was... did we just...

Remus: we just kissed?

James, to Peter, giggling: i have the matches

hiking (marauders' version) - part 3

James: chat, i think we're lost

Remus: we're not lost! give me the map

Sirius: m... map?

Remus: yeah. you did bring the map, right?

Sirius: ...

James: ...

Peter: ...

Remus: right?

James: ok, we're lost

Remus: it's ok. i can do this. which way is north?

Peter: isn't that, like, up?

Remus: we're fucked

Sirius: dibs not me getting eaten first!

James: so, peter, tell me about yourself

Peter: ??? what do you mean? we've been friends for years

James: but i don't know you. tell me something interesting. something juicy

Peter: james, you should know this by now. i'm not as interesting as you three. i'm not a smart, intelligent person

Sirius, whispering to Remus: he's talking about me!

Peter: or someone with a sad, tragic backstory

Sirius: oh

Peter: or someone who's in love with his best friend's brother, for god's sake!

Sirius: james. what the fuck.

James: .... shit

Sirius: REGULUS? MY BABY BROTHER? AND YOU?

james told sirius everything. he shared every single detail of his life, even when it maybe wasn't the best idea.

James: woah. look at that guy at the slytherin table! with the black hair. he's smokin' hot

Sirius: that's my brother...

James: YOU HAVE A BROTHER??

sirius? all james knew was his name

the slytherin skittles as things my friends have said and done

Barty: imagine getting an amazon package with a dead body in it

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Evan: we're all sitting on dead bodies

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Pandora: remember when you were too scared to ask for just cheese on your pasta and made me do it?

Regulus: ... i thought you said we wouldn't talk about that

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Regulus: *falls down the stairs on the first day of school*

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Dorcas: barty, regulus, i know you two have daddy issues, but not in the main chat please

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Regulus: NOT THE FOOT FETISH LMAOOO

Barty: NOT THE DAVID BOWIE FETISH LMAOOO

Regulus: ok, insult me, insult my family (i'll join you), but never, NEVER, insult david bowie

marauders as messages from my friends

James: this is a skull gif moment

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Sirius: yes i am euhh how dy say... zesty, like a lemony ass

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Peter: NOT THE BOWIE FETISH

Sirius: ok just bc i love him doesnt mean he's my fetish...

Remus: he's a bisexual king what can i say?

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Peter: wdym? feet are nice

James: SKULLS ARE NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS