I Need Someone To Psychoanalyze Me Based On Men I Find Attractive.

I need someone to psychoanalyze me based on men I find attractive.

• My beloved king and handsome angel aka my boyfriend (those who know)

• Asgore but specifically from Deltarune

• Charlie from smiling friends

• Hannibal Lecter (NBC)

• James Wilson (House MD)

• Suguru Geto

• Sukuna but specifically the fanarts where hes bulked and not toned

• Jschlatt

• Jacksfilms

• Stanford Pines but specifically the fansarts where he is hairy as fuck

No deadass everyone’s getting tired of me for comparing every single man to my dad but I can’t help it!!

I met this one guy last night at a city council meeting that was so funny and then he told me he was ex military of 22 years, works in cyber security, and has a passion for teaching, and instantly I felt like he had adopted me.

My town is very dangerous for this mindset. I live next to a military base so every other old guy is going to be ex military and instantly remind me of my dad

Ever since my Dad started showing up indefinitely, I learned he’s actually a really chill guy. We text every now and then, I call him and we talk, he sends me YouTube shorts that are funny. Makes me happy knowing being an adult did one good thing and it’s improve my relationship with the one man I’ve looked up to and tried so hard to impress for years

I like big men with lots of hair. They can be bald idc but they need a beard and so so so much body hair. If I was a gay man I’d be ran through like a fucking donut box at a police station. One time a kid ran out in front of my car at a Walmart and I almost hit it and the parents did nothing to stop me. My boyfriend keeps complaining that he’s “getting fat” but every time he sends me a shirtless pic I start actually barking and panting.

Goodness gracious they make phone cases for all the serial killers! 😧

Trying to find horror themed phone cases that aren’t corny as fuck and I stumble upon a phone case with Ted Bundys mugshots on it ???

Out of all the bald white man with beards that a know, there is only ONE I dislike.

Richard.

| Mads Mikkelsen. That’s it.