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JACKSFILMS??? ..?? ok maybe i kind of see it actually

OK LOOK… he is so silly .. and when I was younger I used to have the fattest crush on him. I used to think he was so pretty

My type in men has changed greatly changed since then but part of my soul still smiles when I watch his videos

you better not be pathetic fluttershy when i come home me af:

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET

🔥MEATCANYON🔥

I need someone to psychoanalyze me based on men I find attractive.

• My beloved king and handsome angel aka my boyfriend (those who know)

• Asgore but specifically from Deltarune

• Charlie from smiling friends

• Hannibal Lecter (NBC)

• James Wilson (House MD)

• Suguru Geto

• Sukuna but specifically the fanarts where hes bulked and not toned

• Jschlatt

• Jacksfilms

• Stanford Pines but specifically the fansarts where he is hairy as fuck

I need someone to psychoanalyze me based on men I find attractive.

• My beloved king and handsome angel aka my boyfriend (those who know)

• Asgore but specifically from Deltarune

• Charlie from smiling friends

• Hannibal Lecter (NBC)

• James Wilson (House MD)

• Suguru Geto

• Sukuna but specifically the fanarts where hes bulked and not toned

• Jschlatt

• Jacksfilms

• Stanford Pines but specifically the fansarts where he is hairy as fuck

Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.

Periodic Table Regions [Explained]

Transcript

[A periodic table with regions labeled.]

[Hydrogen:] Slightly fancy protons [Lithium and Beryllium:] Weird dirt [Group 1 & 2 metals, Periods 3-4:] Regular dirt [Group 1 & 2 metals, Periods 5-7:] Ends in a number, let it slumber ends in a letter, not much better [Left side of the transition metals group:] Boring alloy metals Probably critical to the spark plug industry or something (but one of them is radioactive so stay on your toes) [Most of the top row of the transition metals + aluminum:] Regular metals [Below the rightmost "regular metals" - the "ordinary metals" and some transition metals:] Weird metals [The platinum group:] $$$$ [Boron:] Boron (fool's carbon) [Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Phosphorus:] You are here [The Halogens:] Safety goggles required [Noble Gases:] Lawful neutral [Iodine and Radon:] Very specific health problems [Ordinary metals and metalloids - Arsenic, Antimony, Tellurium, Thallium, Lead, Bismuth, Polonium] Murder weapons [Astatine and Period 7 from Rutherfordium onwards:] Don't bother learning their names - they're not staying long [Lanthanides and Actinides:] Whoever figures out a better way to fit these up there gets the next Nobel Prize

I have GOT to get good at chemistry so if you see me reblog chemistry posts don’t be alarmed. I’m just gaslighting myself into thinking I’m good at chemistry

No deadass everyone’s getting tired of me for comparing every single man to my dad but I can’t help it!!

I met this one guy last night at a city council meeting that was so funny and then he told me he was ex military of 22 years, works in cyber security, and has a passion for teaching, and instantly I felt like he had adopted me.

My town is very dangerous for this mindset. I live next to a military base so every other old guy is going to be ex military and instantly remind me of my dad

Ever since my Dad started showing up indefinitely, I learned he’s actually a really chill guy. We text every now and then, I call him and we talk, he sends me YouTube shorts that are funny. Makes me happy knowing being an adult did one good thing and it’s improve my relationship with the one man I’ve looked up to and tried so hard to impress for years

Out of all the bald white man with beards that a know, there is only ONE I dislike.

Richard.

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

Ever since my Dad started showing up indefinitely, I learned he’s actually a really chill guy. We text every now and then, I call him and we talk, he sends me YouTube shorts that are funny. Makes me happy knowing being an adult did one good thing and it’s improve my relationship with the one man I’ve looked up to and tried so hard to impress for years

| Mads Mikkelsen. That’s it.

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

I like big men with lots of hair. They can be bald idc but they need a beard and so so so much body hair. If I was a gay man I’d be ran through like a fucking donut box at a police station. One time a kid ran out in front of my car at a Walmart and I almost hit it and the parents did nothing to stop me. My boyfriend keeps complaining that he’s “getting fat” but every time he sends me a shirtless pic I start actually barking and panting.

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

Had a dream that Timothy Price was the real murderer in AP and that Patrick somehow convinced himself that all the murders were committed by himself and that’s why he went insane

bro we got to many movies in common, american psycho (obviously) then there was the batman... and now human centipede 2, ermmm one of us has to change!!

I swear if we look like each other too it’s so over. There can only be one

patrick bateman

When I start laughing too hard I smear some funny jelly on my glands so I don't bust a gut.

I wanted to do the personality/role swap for funsies wunsies

If I saw a girl walking around with this phone case I’d probably spray her with water like you’d do to a disobedient cat

Trying to find horror themed phone cases that aren’t corny as fuck and I stumble upon a phone case with Ted Bundys mugshots on it ???

Goodness gracious they make phone cases for all the serial killers! 😧

Trying to find horror themed phone cases that aren’t corny as fuck and I stumble upon a phone case with Ted Bundys mugshots on it ???