Someone Please Please Write This Im Begging

Someone please please write this I’m begging

Bruce is tired, Damian doesn't understand why everyone is being weird, and Danny would like nothing more than to return to his human form and go back home.

(AKA: Dick found Damien's portrait of the family and apparently the black haired blue eyed boy beside him is Damien's imaginary friend)

Awww I can’t 🥰

DP x DC prompt #148

Damian hates admitting this, but he used to have an imaginary friend. He never told anyone this, not even his mother. Not for any important reason, only because he thought it was embarrassing. I mean, even his imaginary friend's, Phantom's, name was embarrassing.

“Cackling like a mad lad” Stop I can’t 😂

Ooh I got something for you.

Cave Danny leaves the house, and comes back with a small child. He of course will be taking the child with him when he leaves, the child attacked him and tried to steal his food, so he must WANT to come with Danny. Stop laughing Jason.

I'll do you one better.

So this takes place before Danny goes on his solo trip to the mall and KOs the Joker.

Cave!boy Danny isn't allowed near humans or to leave the manor- to keep the cover story for his diminsion traveling- but he is permitted to gake walks on Wayne property.

So Bruce opens the door and tell Danny that is dinner is ready and is stunned to see him sitting in the middle of the room surrounded by raccoons, birds, squirrels, and some rabbits.

He looks up at Bruce with a bright sparkling smile "Aren't they lovely!?"

The rest of Bats look over at Damian and go "huh"

They never knew Bruce liked animals as a kid as much as Damian. Alfred laughs, saying that he used to chase out rats all the time because he kept scooping them up in the streets and bringing them home.

"Where are the bats?" Steph asks looking at the menagerie that Brucie snuck in. He got them from the property so she suprise he didn't grab some from the caves.

"No. Bats are evil" Brucie says with narrow eyes. "They remind me of tiny vampires. Fruitloop is a vampire"

Jason suddenly cracks up "I forgot Bruce is scared of Bats! That's why he dressed up as bat-man! To be fear!"

Dick laughs alongside him, voice going low, and inherenting a grow " I am the night. I am the vengeance. I am the greatest horror to a fully grown man- a bat!"

Alfred laughs with the family until he sees one of the raccoons bite Brucie and all but launches himself at him with a rabies shot "BLOOD HELL NOT AGAIN"

Ah so we’re doing more crossover-crossovers then

"Let's play a game of 'How well do you know your kids?'" The being shouted, eyebrow still twitching from Robins latest remark.

"I know all my children perfectly." Batman growled at the entity. He held his ground as the spirits (demons?) smile sharpened, "Than you won't mind!"

A puff of purple glowy smoke engulfs then entire area and the next thing anyone knows is that all of Bruces children, even the ones who weren't with them previously, are locked inside magical cages while Batman is trapped in a invisible mime box with a podium and a microphone in what is quite possibly the most garish game show set up ever.

Why was everything neon green and purple? Why was the guy neon green and purple? Who were these other kids-gdi Bruce! You have more kids?

Danny could just transform and beat up the ghost. Its a pretty weak one after all. But this one doesn't seem to recognize him as a halfa and this seemed like the perfect opportunity to do his homework without being attacked.

Jason stared at the kid next to him. What kinda life did this kid have to calmly get out his math homework and start solving problems while being held hostage by an unknown entity?! And with the bats no less?!

All the while Batman is getting peppered with questions about his kids and is realizing he doesn't recognize a few of the names.

This is my favorite one by far. Ah the water works

Danny gets adopted by Bruce Wayne au but consider: Danny was brought up in a loving-if absolutely insane- household where pda and mushy gushy stuff wasn't only said, but expected.

The bats almost never voice thier love for one another, instead showing it in a variety of different ways.

What I'm saying is that Danny keeps nearly killing them by saying "I love you." I'm not even joking. Danny has nearly offed the bats more times in his week staying in wayne manor than any Gotham villian would dare try

It’s like Mia and me

Danny gets trapped/turned into a book written in ghost speak and ends up in Gotham where he gets found by Damain while in the school library. Damain feels like the book isn't supposed to be there and takes it. As soon as he opens it at home he literally gets sucked inside. He ends up on a hardwood floor of what looks like another teen's room and comes face to face with Phantom the spirit that inhabits/is bound to the book. The ghost explains to Damain that he needs someone to help him reform his connection to the living world so he can protect it. Damain agrees and strikes a deal with the ghost and gets a pale blue crystal necklace to serve as their connecting point, this way Danny can communicate with Damain outside the book and Damain can slowly gain access to Danny's powers and train to use them

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