Isn't It Funny That. Like. There's No Reason For Matilda To Be Psychic

isn't it funny that. like. there's no reason for matilda to be psychic

because it's literally never explained other than "your brain was so bored that it made you psychic to give itself nourishment, probably"

no other superpowers are mentioned, unless you count trunchbull's insane hatred of children and her ability to evade the law

my spotify ads: fancy a cheeky puff now and again, hey?

me, who refuses to touch vapes and cigarettes: if it gets you to go away, yes

blood tastes good why don't people drink it more

fuck this shit i'm going to watch my little pony

the... undertale quote trend thing

(i'm not good at front-facing)