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Sparky And Snarky

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6 years ago
Shed Destroy You In An Arm Wrestling Match
Shed Destroy You In An Arm Wrestling Match

she’d destroy you in an arm wrestling match


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6 years ago
GIVEAWAY TIME!

GIVEAWAY TIME!

No special reason actually (I wISH)

1st place wins either a full color waist-up piece or a flat colors full body piece

2nd place wins a full color portrait

3rd place wins a flat colors portrait

Followers only! (I will check) No giveaway blogs! New followers welcome!

Both likes AND reblogs cound (no spamming your followers tho (; )

My won’t draw list for commissions apply for the prizes, so keep that in mind!

Also OCs are a YES, but visual reference is needed, as usual

ENDS ON MARCH 25TH

Don’t forget to leave your ask box open as I’ll contact winners through it! (:

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
Im Still Staring At This Jaw-droppingly Gorgeous Piece Of Artwork The Incredible @vjatoch Did For Me

I’m still staring at this jaw-droppingly gorgeous piece of artwork the incredible @vjatoch did for me of my inquisitor, Firiel Lavellan. I’m so in love, thank you!

@effelants thank you for your role in this; I love you so very much. 


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
Oh. My. God. Its Been What, Two Months After My Last Milestone Giveaway Ended, And Its Already Time For

Oh. My. God. It’s been what, two months after my last milestone giveaway ended, and it’s already time for another one? Good - because I absolutely love organizing giveaways. 

I feel incredibly, incredibly lucky to have such an amazing group of followers and to have made so many amazing, skilled, intelligent, kindhearted, wonderful friends on tumblr. You guys give me life and make my fandom experience worthwhile. You really, really do. On that incredibly sappy (and yet completely true) note, a few of these aforementioned friends have agreed to help me out with putting together a giveaway to show my appreciation for all of you. Because, let’s be honest, we all know that, for us commission addicts, there are few greater pleasures in life than getting a commission from a BAMF artist - so I’ve arranged for three of my followers to get just that.

HOW IT WORKS:

Three winners will be chosen at random using an online list randomizer on April 15th, 2018. Each winner will win one of the prizes in the prize pool.

The first winner chosen gets to pick their prize from the prize pool first. The next one gets to pick theirs next, and then the third person wins the remaining prize.

In the case that someone chosen doesn’t (absurdly) want to accept one of the remaining prizes or does not answer my message telling them they’ve won within 48 hours, a new winner will be drawn. This process will be completed until all the prizes have found happy homes!

RULES:

You must be following me to win, since this is a giveaway to thank followers. New followers are absolutely 100% more than welcome, but if you don’t like the stuff I post, it’s a bit of a dick move to just follow for the giveaway - so I hope you’ll stick around afterwards. <3

No giveaway blogs.

Reblogs and likes count as entries. Reblog as many times as you’d like (each one counts as an entry), but please don’t spam your followers. We don’t want them to be annoyed at me or you.

Giveaway starts now and ends on April 15th, 2018!

PRIZES:

I will be commissioning a gorgeous colored portrait from @eluari on your behalf! Not only is she a skilled artist, but she’s also an amazing, wonderful, thoughtful person who always goes the extra mile to make sure her commissioners are happy. Her work has such feeling and elegance; it’s incredible. You can find more examples of her work here - it’s definitely worth checking out!

I will commission a beautiful bust portrait from @bl00dpudding on your behalf. She has an incredibly unique style and is downright visionary in her use of color (among other things) - and she is such a joy to work with. You should definitely check out more examples of her work here! 

Last, but certainly not least, I will commission a portrait from @vjatoch on your behalf. Honestly, there’s not much I can (or have to) even say about this one - there’s a word for pure technical skill, and that word is vjatoch. It’s in the dictionary and everything - trust me. But before you go look it up, go check out more of this gorgeous art here instead. You won’t be disappointed.

DISCLAIMER: Just in case I fuck something up, I would recommend checking the original version of this post in my blog if you’re confused about something. I really don’t have any faith in my ability to get this post correct on the first go. But you never know, so here’s hoping!

YAY! I am ridiculously excited. Let’s do this!


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
MUSIC

MUSIC


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
Fleshwerks 4,000+ Follower Colour Sketch Giveaway!

Fleshwerks’ 4,000+ follower colour sketch giveaway!

Here we go again! Wow!

Giveaway rules:

- only reblogs count.

- No more than 5 reblogs per person. I absolutely check that and anybody whose name crops up more than 5 times will be disqualified. This is to prevent mass reblogs by a single person.

- once winners are drawn, winners will be contacted either via ask or tumblr IM. If no response is received within 48 hours, new winner will be drawn.

- be a follower of this blog.

- Not drawing furries, portraits with prominent animal features such as wings or furry ears.

THERE WILL BE THREE WINNERS! - all winners receive a sketch similar to those on the banner. Giveaway ends on 7th of April 2018. Giveawayˇreblogs will be tagged with ‘giveawayspam’ for your blacklisting convenience.

Good luck!


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
Oh. My. God. Its Been What, Two Months After My Last Milestone Giveaway Ended, And Its Already Time For

Oh. My. God. It’s been what, two months after my last milestone giveaway ended, and it’s already time for another one? Good - because I absolutely love organizing giveaways. 

I feel incredibly, incredibly lucky to have such an amazing group of followers and to have made so many amazing, skilled, intelligent, kindhearted, wonderful friends on tumblr. You guys give me life and make my fandom experience worthwhile. You really, really do. On that incredibly sappy (and yet completely true) note, a few of these aforementioned friends have agreed to help me out with putting together a giveaway to show my appreciation for all of you. Because, let’s be honest, we all know that, for us commission addicts, there are few greater pleasures in life than getting a commission from a BAMF artist - so I’ve arranged for three of my followers to get just that.

HOW IT WORKS:

Three winners will be chosen at random using an online list randomizer on April 15th, 2018. Each winner will win one of the prizes in the prize pool.

The first winner chosen gets to pick their prize from the prize pool first. The next one gets to pick theirs next, and then the third person wins the remaining prize.

In the case that someone chosen doesn’t (absurdly) want to accept one of the remaining prizes or does not answer my message telling them they’ve won within 48 hours, a new winner will be drawn. This process will be completed until all the prizes have found happy homes!

RULES:

You must be following me to win, since this is a giveaway to thank followers. New followers are absolutely 100% more than welcome, but if you don’t like the stuff I post, it’s a bit of a dick move to just follow for the giveaway - so I hope you’ll stick around afterwards. <3

No giveaway blogs.

Reblogs and likes count as entries. Reblog as many times as you’d like (each one counts as an entry), but please don’t spam your followers. We don’t want them to be annoyed at me or you.

Giveaway starts now and ends on April 15th, 2018!

PRIZES:

I will be commissioning a gorgeous colored portrait from @eluari on your behalf! Not only is she a skilled artist, but she’s also an amazing, wonderful, thoughtful person who always goes the extra mile to make sure her commissioners are happy. Her work has such feeling and elegance; it’s incredible. You can find more examples of her work here - it’s definitely worth checking out!

I will commission a beautiful bust portrait from @bl00dpudding on your behalf. She has an incredibly unique style and is downright visionary in her use of color (among other things) - and she is such a joy to work with. You should definitely check out more examples of her work here! 

Last, but certainly not least, I will commission a portrait from @vjatoch on your behalf. Honestly, there’s not much I can (or have to) even say about this one - there’s a word for pure technical skill, and that word is vjatoch. It’s in the dictionary and everything - trust me. But before you go look it up, go check out more of this gorgeous art here instead. You won’t be disappointed.

DISCLAIMER: Just in case I fuck something up, I would recommend checking the original version of this post in my blog if you’re confused about something. I really don’t have any faith in my ability to get this post correct on the first go. But you never know, so here’s hoping!

YAY! I am ridiculously excited. Let’s do this!


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
Ten Years, A Hundred Years From Now, Someone Like Me Will Love Someone Like You, And There Will Be No

“Ten years, a hundred years from now, someone like me will love someone like you, and there will be no templars to tear them apart.”


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago

Dra’s Art Giveaway

Dras Art Giveaway

Hiya babies! I’m making a giveaway for all of my lovely followers!

There are few simple rules:

only followers can participate (new followers are welcome, it’d be nice if you stayed after the giveaway!)

both likes and reblogs count

you can reblog as many times as you want to (but be nice to your followers and don’t spam them too much!)

The giveaway starts today - February 20th (GMT+1) and ends at March 31th (GMT+1). Prizes will be done within a month after winners announcement. If there will be no response from the winners in 48 hours after announcement, another person will be chosen.


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
Moira Warmups
Moira Warmups
Moira Warmups
Moira Warmups
Moira Warmups

Moira warmups 

i can’t drawing anything else lately rip


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
I Said I Was Gonna Do A Giveaway Ages Ago And Here It Is..finally..the GiveawayREBLOG TO ENTER Idc How
I Said I Was Gonna Do A Giveaway Ages Ago And Here It Is..finally..the GiveawayREBLOG TO ENTER Idc How

I said i was gonna do a giveaway ages ago and here it is..finally..the giveaway… REBLOG TO ENTER idc how many times u rb just dont get too crazy. Remember to follow me? I still gotta find out how i can randomly pick winners but luckily i got until the end of February to figure that out! I will only draw humans and humanoids for these. (no mecha or complicated furries sorry) Thank you guys!! !!


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
Fleshwerks 4,000+ Follower Colour Sketch Giveaway!

Fleshwerks’ 4,000+ follower colour sketch giveaway!

Here we go again! Wow!

Giveaway rules:

- only reblogs count.

- No more than 5 reblogs per person. I absolutely check that and anybody whose name crops up more than 5 times will be disqualified. This is to prevent mass reblogs by a single person.

- once winners are drawn, winners will be contacted either via ask or tumblr IM. If no response is received within 48 hours, new winner will be drawn.

- be a follower of this blog.

- Not drawing furries, portraits with prominent animal features such as wings or furry ears.

THERE WILL BE THREE WINNERS! - all winners receive a sketch similar to those on the banner. Giveaway ends on 7th of April 2018. Giveawayˇreblogs will be tagged with ‘giveawayspam’ for your blacklisting convenience.

Good luck!


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
300+ FOLLOWERS ART GIVEAWAY
300+ FOLLOWERS ART GIVEAWAY

300+ FOLLOWERS ART GIVEAWAY

I am very grateful for all the followers I have, so I decided to make a giveaway as a thank you!

I will be picking two (2) winners, each will received one (1) prize, which consists of a portraits of one(1) character of their liking, whether it is an OC, character from a story/video game etc.

The giveway will end on 12th of March! 

I will pick the winners at random, please keep your inbox/ask open. If I do not get a response from the winner(s) within 48 hours, I will pick a new winner! Winner(s) will have to claim the prize by responding to my msg ASAP, no need to send references, descriptions etc. etc. right away. (In case you put off responding to my msg because you want to send me all the info)

RULES:

Followers only! New followers are welcome, but please stay after the giveaway is over (and no giveaway blogs)

Reblogs only! Please don’t spam your followers as only one reblog counts anyway.

I will not draw anything offensive, pxrn, violence/gore etc. I will let you know if I won’t draw it. Mild nudity and blood is okay. I prefer to draw humans, so no furries, mecha etc. (sorry!)

Please don’t tag this post as giveaway as tumblr seem to not like it at all!

GOOD LUCK FELLAS! <3

T&C: I reserve the rights to at any time cancel and/or refuse a winner(s) prize(s), if I find the subject (extremely) offensive and/or crossing my boundaries. A new winner will then be selected in their stead.


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago

Dra’s Art Giveaway

Dras Art Giveaway

Hiya babies! I’m making a giveaway for all of my lovely followers!

There are few simple rules:

only followers can participate (new followers are welcome, it’d be nice if you stayed after the giveaway!)

both likes and reblogs count

you can reblog as many times as you want to (but be nice to your followers and don’t spam them too much!)

The giveaway starts today - February 20th (GMT+1) and ends at March 31th (GMT+1). Prizes will be done within a month after winners announcement. If there will be no response from the winners in 48 hours after announcement, another person will be chosen.


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago

Dra’s Art Giveaway

Dras Art Giveaway

Hiya babies! I’m making a giveaway for all of my lovely followers!

There are few simple rules:

only followers can participate (new followers are welcome, it’d be nice if you stayed after the giveaway!)

both likes and reblogs count

you can reblog as many times as you want to (but be nice to your followers and don’t spam them too much!)

The giveaway starts today - February 20th (GMT+1) and ends at March 31th (GMT+1). Prizes will be done within a month after winners announcement. If there will be no response from the winners in 48 hours after announcement, another person will be chosen.


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago

Eluvisen’s Follower Milestone Art Giveaway

Another follower milestone (welcome, new followers!), another art giveaway!

First prize is a portrait of a character of your choosing, like so:

Eluvisens Follower Milestone Art Giveaway

Second and third prizes are headshots of a character of your choosing:

Eluvisens Follower Milestone Art Giveaway

The Rules:

reblog to enter!

reblog as many times as you like, just be mindful of your followers

must be following me

new followers welcome! (Please don’t just follow for the duration of the giveaway)

no giveaway blogs, please

Tumblr apparently has issues with the ‘giveaway’ tag so please don’t use it

Entries close at 10am on March 24 AEST.

Good luck!


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
Time For Another Giveaway!thank You So Much For Supporting My Art
Time For Another Giveaway!thank You So Much For Supporting My Art
Time For Another Giveaway!thank You So Much For Supporting My Art

time for another giveaway! thank you so much for supporting my art 💜

Rules: - both likes & reblogs count - you must be following me (new followers are welcome!) - no giveaway blogs - i’ll select the winners using a random name picker

Prizes: 1. Fully colored painted bust or character lineup (up to 4 different versions) 2. B&W painted bust 3. Quick potrait

The subject can be a humanoid character of your choice, same rules as my commissions as for what I will/won’t draw. 

Giveaway ends on March 9th! 


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
As Promised, I Am Doing A New Year Giveaway For My Followers (present And Future!) To Start This 2018

As promised, I am doing a New Year Giveaway for my followers (present and future!) to start this 2018 with something good! I decided to move to Rafflecopter as it’s HELLA easier to manage giveaways there so! If something is not working please tell me as it’s my first time using the service.

I will be giving away 1 Full render Full body 1 Full render Portrait Of a character of your choice - all fandoms are welcome!

To enter you must

Follow my blog Enter on rafflecopter (tumblr url is mandatory to enter, as this is a followers-only giveaway) Reblog this post!

Giveaway ends 2/16! Good Luck!

Click Here to Enter on Rafflecopter


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
I Didnt Expect Something Like This To Happen But Wow, Here I Am

i didn’t expect something like this to happen but wow, here i am

PERRY’S FIRST GIVEAWAY YAAAY!  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS!! <3 i got obsessed with dragon age recently but i will draw characters from any fandom or your OC, so don’t worry about that :3

as a first place prize i will draw your couple (´ ε ` )♡ or any two characters you want to see on the same picture! 

as a second place prize you’re getting any character you like!

to both places: i’ll draw them either full-height or half-body, as you wish! nsfw if you like. however i don’t draw complex backgrounds, just simple or flat colors :3 also i don’t draw furries or mecha sorry!

so, what are the rules? here we go:

follow me (new followers count too if you have no intention to unfollow me right after this ends, that’d be really sad ;u;)

reblogs only count as entries (rb as much as you want!)

no giveaway blogs

the winner will be chosen randomly

i’ll contact you via direct message or askbox if you win. if you don’t answer in 3 days i’ll choose another one!

you can also check my art here!

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JANUARY 31ST 2018 


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago
I Didnt Expect Something Like This To Happen But Wow, Here I Am

i didn’t expect something like this to happen but wow, here i am

PERRY’S FIRST GIVEAWAY YAAAY!  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS!! <3 i got obsessed with dragon age recently but i will draw characters from any fandom or your OC, so don’t worry about that :3

as a first place prize i will draw your couple (´ ε ` )♡ or any two characters you want to see on the same picture! 

as a second place prize you’re getting any character you like!

to both places: i’ll draw them either full-height or half-body, as you wish! nsfw if you like. however i don’t draw complex backgrounds, just simple or flat colors :3 also i don’t draw furries or mecha sorry!

so, what are the rules? here we go:

follow me (new followers count too if you have no intention to unfollow me right after this ends, that’d be really sad ;u;)

reblogs only count as entries (rb as much as you want!)

no giveaway blogs

the winner will be chosen randomly

i’ll contact you via direct message or askbox if you win. if you don’t answer in 3 days i’ll choose another one!

you can also check my art here!

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JANUARY 31ST 2018 


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sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago

Hey! Anyone who follows me on this blog should know this person does awesome Fenris and Anders art! (Though I reblog stuff to my other blog, pangolinheart!)

I Didnt Expect Something Like This To Happen But Wow, Here I Am

i didn’t expect something like this to happen but wow, here i am

PERRY’S FIRST GIVEAWAY YAAAY!  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS!! <3 i got obsessed with dragon age recently but i will draw characters from any fandom or your OC, so don’t worry about that :3

as a first place prize i will draw your couple (´ ε ` )♡ or any two characters you want to see on the same picture! 

as a second place prize you’re getting any character you like!

to both places: i’ll draw them either full-height or half-body, as you wish! nsfw if you like. however i don’t draw complex backgrounds, just simple or flat colors :3 also i don’t draw furries or mecha sorry!

so, what are the rules? here we go:

follow me (new followers count too if you have no intention to unfollow me right after this ends, that’d be really sad ;u;)

reblogs only count as entries (rb as much as you want!)

no giveaway blogs

the winner will be chosen randomly

i’ll contact you via direct message or askbox if you win. if you don’t answer in 3 days i’ll choose another one!

you can also check my art here!

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JANUARY 31ST 2018 

sparkyandsnarky
6 years ago

me: *climbs through Elijah Wood’s bedroom window*

me: I just want - stop screaming, it’s me - I just wanted to tell you that I am eternally grateful for your portrayal of Frodo Baggins. Nobody could’ve done it better.


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6 years ago
Cole + Flowers Another One Because Its Never Enough And Drawing The Ghost Boy Is Most Relaxing

Cole + flowers Another one because it’s never enough and drawing the ghost boy is most relaxing 

Keep reading


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6 years ago
Some Friends

some friends


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