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Don’t you ever just feel like pampering a man 💕

I love everything you do

Me: :(

My boyfriend: ❤️

Me: :)

i imagine dating me is not unlike owning a cat or a toddler or something

there is something so intimate about friends to lovers

I love when you call me baby, sweetie, honey, cutie pie, yours

Sometimes i have to talk myself out of buying things for my bf. I’ll see a thing and think “he would love this. I must purchase this item for the beloved.” But also I know that I have to be financially responsible since I don’t really have the means to shower it with gifts…. Sigggghhh. He really does deserve everything though

lmao think my bf might be gay

bitches be reblogging variations of the same “i want boyfriend to kiss” textposts for days anyways its me im bitches

the urge to talk abt my boyfriend 24/7 is Strong

you ever have those moments where its like if you were in a comic or something little gay hearts would appear around your head

shoutout to all the trans mlm men who didn’t  have a “oh i like men” moment, but a “oh i am men” moment

im a manliker. a manlover even. a mankisser if you will.

Me, saying the dumbest things in the world:

My boyfriend: I love you so much you’re so lovely and perfect for me :)

The best part about Easter is not Easter. It is the copious, comically large amounts of bunny plushies my bf would buy specifically because of me, quite possibly for me. You know how it goes, if it's a bunny rabbit it's the dumb gay habit... of bunny buying brainrot. It's a problem.

the overwhelming urge to take my bf to build-a-bear

he’s so cute when he does dumb things

my hierarchy of needs has bf at the very top

Sometimes I have thoughts. Mostly the gay kind

Gay culture is being deliberately overdressed for no reason other than dramatic effect

taking applications

Get yourself a guy who is overly sentimental about stuffed animals