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lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

”batman isnt emotional” he sobbed on the top of a building because he knew everyone in his city was safe

me when im playing whack a mole in the chuck e cheese and im only 30 tickets away from the ps2 and i can taste blood in my mouth but i have to lock in or else ill only be able to get a shitty sticky hand or a stale tootsie roll

some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

so Shaquille O'Neal gummies exist

this website is so difficult to explain to people...how do i explain that commanding your scarab beetle around is an accepted and well-received posting style?

Getting a lot of mileage lately out of saying "I hope they turn into a newt/I'm going to turn them into a newt" instead of I hope they die/I'm going to kill them. Same effect in terms of expressing your desire that the subject will never meaningfully affect your life again, cannot possibly be construed as a serious death threat. As a bonus it makes you sound like a witch. Flawless lexicographical substitution imho.

decolonizepalestine.com is an easy to navigate website run by two palestinians which breaks down common myths about palestine and provides a reading list organized by a wide variety of categories ranging from history and culture to media and censorship. it’s a good starting point to use if you want to learn more about the modern day situation in palestine and understand the truth behind myths that have been perpetuated about israel’s occupation of palestine.

Spoopy Season Safety

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

I can’t wait to be able to outpace this thing in my fuckin piece of shit $300 truck that’s old enough to drink

Mixing sodium with potassium is crazy!

I adoreeeee twilight in her first coronation gown... she genuinely looks so beautiful in yellow They chose the exact perfect shade to suit her. And the pink in the dress too My god they actually COOKED! I adore the little curls in her hair too

There is still hope. Say it out loud. Palestine will be free. The Palestinian people will celebrate their culture and heritage with each other. We will love and be loved. Do not fall into the trap of despair.

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.