Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

Getting a lot of mileage lately out of saying "I hope they turn into a newt/I'm going to turn them into a newt" instead of I hope they die/I'm going to kill them. Same effect in terms of expressing your desire that the subject will never meaningfully affect your life again, cannot possibly be construed as a serious death threat. As a bonus it makes you sound like a witch. Flawless lexicographical substitution imho.

There is still hope. Say it out loud. Palestine will be free. The Palestinian people will celebrate their culture and heritage with each other. We will love and be loved. Do not fall into the trap of despair.

I can’t wait to be able to outpace this thing in my fuckin piece of shit $300 truck that’s old enough to drink