Shit Me Or My Friends Said That Is Kinda Inspirational And/or Funny

Shit me or my friends said that is kinda inspirational and/or funny

Just because I think the tree is pretty doesn’t mean I want it in my garden.✨

Grandma noooo he is 30 years older grandma no NOO ✨

I just feel… bleh (my very very drunk best friend)

Either I need to throw up or I need to watch the boys. No in between.(also my very drunk best friend)

ouch ghost that hurt my feelings

also i think i accidentally fucked ghost oopsies

okey but how to i continue the conversation 💀

you know what is pure ecstasy?

getting out of the plane and having the first breath of ocean air and home after a year

shes a ten but she hates chocolate because the texture is a ✨sensory nightmare✨

reblog with “(your preferred pronouns) is a 10 but ____”

mine would be “she’s a 10 but she puts coffee in her cereal instead of milk”

HELGA IS DEAD JESUS WHAT DID I DOOOO 😭😭😭😭

I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY

So i just learned something

I AM NOT ALLOWED TO (ACCIDENTALLY) FALL ASLEEP FOR THREE HOURS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY BECAUSE ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I AM VIBRATING WITH ENERGY AND ITS HOT AND URGHHH

so yahh i think i am not doing it again

i guess coffe needs to fix this tomorrow

(i am taking a double dose of my normal coffee intake)

( i am actually excited for the coffee part)