Apparently I Look A Lot Older Than I Am Because Yesterday I Had A Customer And He Was Buying Diapers

apparently i look a lot older than i am because yesterday i had a customer and he was buying diapers and he was saying all for the baby right and i just like smiled because babies are cute and shit and than this man looks at me and goes do you have a baby and i just sit there in horror like oh god no i am a minor sir and he just looked at me like oh shiiiittttt and was like i am so sorry yeah after that we laughed it of because he told me that he thought i was at least in my twenties i was like nah boo i am still in school that is just my summer job

a major insecurity of mine has been me being thin as fuck and a lot of people dont get it like my mum is always like „appreciate that you are thin“ and „some people would die for a body like that“ and i am like no i dont like looking like a skeleton with big tits m’am i want to have fucking juicy as thighs because it is THE HOTTEST thing i have ever seen in my entire life every time i see a woman with thick thighs i‘ll be down on my fucking knees like please madam PLEASSE KEHSISVSUDVDKDVSJSH

the moment when you cough but it feels like you gonna throw up for a second

i think i cried a little that is soooo sweeettttt

i am so gonna do this

funny thing i just thought about

so my boyfriend is colorblind and i have tetrachromacy which makes me able to see more colors than the average person

i think thats a funny coincidence

no jk i don’t believe in coincidences

I just saw that i have a bruise on my hip and you could think dirty about it but actually the reason is just…stupid?

i was having a sleepover at my best friends house and we wanted to make pasta and i have one of those pasta machine thingies were you can roll and cut the dough and the thing is a little heavy like 3kg (i dont really know but thats like 6lbs or something) and because it was a little heavy after carrying it for a while i carried it on my hip

i got a bruise on my hip from a pasta machine

FROM A PASTA MACHINE