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I Just Saw That I Have A Bruise On My Hip And You Could Think Dirty About It But Actually The Reason

I just saw that i have a bruise on my hip and you could think dirty about it but actually the reason is just…stupid?

i was having a sleepover at my best friends house and we wanted to make pasta and i have one of those pasta machine thingies were you can roll and cut the dough and the thing is a little heavy like 3kg (i dont really know but thats like 6lbs or something) and because it was a little heavy after carrying it for a while i carried it on my hip

i got a bruise on my hip from a pasta machine

FROM A PASTA MACHINE

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i just realized something

men often say that women exist to please them

but why are we the ones giving birth?

why are we the ones with the cramps and the bleedings?

why are we the ones who take care of the children ?

because we are stronger. I don‘t mean physically i mean mentally and spiritually.

So should the stronger one be pleased isn‘t nature like this?

men are so obsessed with using the argument of nature but isn‘t the strongest one the one who gets pleased by everyone else or else they get their throat ripped out if they show disrespect?

men only like to argue with stuff that is one sided and then refuse to hear your point


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apparently i look a lot older than i am because yesterday i had a customer and he was buying diapers and he was saying all for the baby right and i just like smiled because babies are cute and shit and than this man looks at me and goes do you have a baby and i just sit there in horror like oh god no i am a minor sir and he just looked at me like oh shiiiittttt and was like i am so sorry yeah after that we laughed it of because he told me that he thought i was at least in my twenties i was like nah boo i am still in school that is just my summer job


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you know when you were at the point were u wanted to kill urself and recover from that dark place you realize that everything isn’t actually that deep

everything is so beautiful and wonderful and gorgeous when you thought you would never see it again

so hey take a deep breath, life is not that deep sweetheart ,wake up tomorrow and watch the sun rise and rise with her you got this i believe in you


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I just had a discussion with my Friends about woman rights especially with the ones in Afghanistan and how woman basically disappear from social life you know what i say lets just take all the woman away and lets see what the men would do because i think they would slaughter each other at some point.

You know what would be an interesting social experiment if this wasn’t done before

lets just take a group of men and a group of woman and put them in like different rooms or a place (i can’t remember the word) and lets see how each of their social systems work after a time you know what they have built

also i said to my friends that men often say that we dont know how hard it is to be a men but we aren’t the one walking around demanding that everything is handed to us because we have a dick in our pants

gosh this makes me so angry


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