The Dark Side Of Pom >:)

The dark side of Pom >:)

I need to stop getting random ideas

I feel like your Pom and my Koopa Kid could get along well, what do you think?

-@koopaling-au (even though you probably already know)

POM 😍

And yeah they probably would XD!!!! The only thing really different between them, is that Koopa kid has some anger issues, while Pom is very patient, and doesn't get angry/upset easily. That's why she's a bit scary when she mad. Lol

She also has a knife too, it's a pocket knife, which she hides :D

Brotherly banter with snarky!Luigi

KOOPALING QUOTES PT 2 :>

Ludwig: Larry isn't answering his phone.

Morton: I'll call.

Ludwig: Wendy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Larry: Hello?

Iggy: Why would you give a knife to a child?!

Pom pom: JR felt unsafe.

Iggy: Now I feel unsafe!

Pom pom: ...

Pom pom: Would you like a knife?

Lemmy: go big or go home.

Morton: p lea se for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. go home.

Lemmy: I'm going big!

Boom boom: Look, I don't care about your past.

Boom boom: I don't care where are you from...

Boom boom: Whether you don't get along with your family...

Boom boom: Or even if you used to be a criminal.

Pom pom: *on the verge of tears*

Boom boom: BUT....

Boom boom: *voice deepens* If you EVER dare to touch my oreos again, you're dead.

Pom pom: You love me, right?

Boom boom: Sure?

Pom pom : What if I did something? Like really bad?

Boom boom: What did you do?

Pom pom: Are you sure you would still love me though?

Boom boom: Are my oreos gone?

Pom pom: Just ANSWER the question PLEASE!!!!!

Roy: truth or dare?

Ludwig: truth.

Roy: how many hours have you slept this week?

Ludwig: dare.

Roy: go to sleep.

Ludwig: I don't like this game.

Larry: You're giving me a sticker?

Morton: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying "me Wow!"

Larry: I'm not a damn preschooler.

Morton: Fine then I'll take it back.

Larry: No! I earned this, back off!!!!!

Roy: *gets a paper cut* OW! So of a bi-

Ludwig: Roy! gestures wildly to Jr* CHILDREN!

Roy: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis- cuit.... Son of a biscuit.... that's it.

Ludwig: Nice save!

Roy: Yeah, fuckin nailed it.

Ludwig: Wh-? Roy!

Wendy: Hey Pom, have you ever been in love?

Pom pom: ...once.

Wendy: Really? How did it end?

Pom pom: *looking at Ludwig* It hasn't.

Morton: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Pom pom: Knife to the throat?

Roy: Gun to the back?

Iggy: Poison in his cup?

Morton: You're all horrible.

Roy: YOUR THE ONE WHO ASKED!?!?!

Iggy: How did he die?

Wendy: Natural causes.

Iggy: You pushed him off the roof.

Wendy: Gravity is natural on this planet.

Ludwig: there's always a light at the end of the tunnel.

Lemmy: it's usually an oncoming train.

Ludwig: could you just try not to kill my vibe for five fucking seconds!

Ludwig: I got 98/100. I failed. I'm just going to go cry in a corner.

Pom pom: I got 89/100 but I put a death threat in the margin and now I have 93.

Lemmy: I got 69. *giggles*

Wendy: I did the best, that I can do-* gets test back* 96 BITCHES WHOOP!!!!

Morton: Wow, Iggy and Lemmy are being really quiet today.

Ludwig: Yeah, it's quite nice actually.

Morton: ...

Ludwig: ...

Morton: We should probably check on them.

Ludwig: Immediately.

Pom pom: I'm upset and nothing can cheer me up.

Wendy: *brings Ludwig into the room* Nothing?

Pompom: *fighting back a smile* Damn it.

Wendy: Must you always attack me with words?

Lemmy: Should I use rocks?

Ludwig: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Ludwig: God, what fools.

Ludwig: *realizes it's Roy, Wendy and Larry*

Ludwig: Wait those are MY fools!

ME TOO, I WANNA DO THIS TOO!!!

Give me suggestions for this please (I is borrrrrrrrreeeeeeed)

KOOPALING QUOTES :>

Roy: Who the fuck-

Ludwig: Language.

Roy: Whom the fuck-

Ludwig: No.

Wendy: Stop drinking so much coffee.

Ludwig: No, coffee helps depression.

Wendy: That's not tr-

Ludwig: More espresso, less depresso.

Wendy: I searched everywhere.

Larry: What?

Wendy: I looked through hundreds of files.

Larry: .....

Wendy: Searched through my text messages.

Wendy: I even searched my wardrobe.

Wendy: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.

Larry: ....

Pom pom: I have an idea.

Boom boom: No murder.

Pom pom: I no longer have an idea.

Lemmy: I have the sharpest memory! name one time I forgot something.

Jr: you left me in a walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Lemmy: I did that on purpose, try again.

Roy: The risk I took was CAREFULLY calculated!

Larry: WE ALMOST DIED!

Roy: I never said I was good at math.

Morton: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...

Wendy: Put them in a facemask.

Iggy: Use them in a battery.

Lemmy: Throw them at people.

Pom pom: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.

Morton: ....make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.

Happy Mar10 2024!