I Need Evil Stan Twins And I Need It Nownot Stan Twins Teaming Up With Bill. Not Reverse Au Or Whatever

i need evil stan twins and i need it now not stan twins teaming up with bill. not reverse au or whatever it was. not whatever kind of evil stanley already kind of is. i want these two bastards to want to watch the world burn for absolutely no reason other than to watch it burn while also still wanting bill dead. theres no motivation or reason or anything they're just evil. is that so much to ask (yes it is) im picturing like. they both get hit with the weirdness wave or whatever during weirdmageddon and it just brings out the worst parts of both of them (like the WORST worst parts and probably also really exaggerated. like not just "oh stanleys greedy" or "oh fords really arrogant" no its like stanley is willing to do ANYTHING for his own gain, and ford would try to take down everything and everyone who's above him so he can be on top, including bill) until it's reversed somehow. you know what i mean??

sorry i forgot tumblr existed also im obsessed with gravity falls now. happy birthday to these bastards

the last episode of gravity falls but before bill dies stan says "bill cipher? i hardly know er" and then he fucking dies

the best gaster is the blob gaster. a GOOFY blob gaster. no fancy ass sophisticated tall lanky man. little mad scientist blob.

"haha i wonder what would happen if i just fucking canonballed into this thing i just built" and THAT is how gaster fell into the core.

guys im dying its not even fiddleford friday and i just rewatched every episode that had mcgucket in it i need help just one more day...

ooouuuuggghhh i looove sleepy weepy sooo much im having the biggest brainrot of my life on this. little shit

look at this fucker in the HILLS.