Yeah No Lancer RPG Is The Funniest Shit For Things Like This
Yeah no lancer RPG is the funniest shit for things like this
I honestly have never seen a weapon in a RPG that is as funny to me as GUN:GUN.
A gun that does not exist, cannot exist under the laws of physics and probably exists on some sort of meta level where it gets to hack the actual rulebook you play with.
It does exactly one point of damage. Each round. Every round. There are no defence against it. It has future-proofed itself to ensure that there will never BE any defences against it. It doesn't even count as an attack.
It will simply plink away at someone for one HP every turn and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it except try and kill the mech carrying it.
Oh yeah and it's heavily implied to be sentient.
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