im still haunting the narrative, by the way. [he/him]
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im losing my mind gepard is stuck in the casino holy fuck hes in a gambling loop. hes so fucking bad at it he keeps losing but he wont leave the table please aventurine please fucking kill him
so, little vent under the cut
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Full disclosure. When I stop liking hsr I'm taking Sampo Koski with me. He'll no longer be a character of hoyo. He'll be my character. My oc. I don't care. That's my guy now.
This one is Dying real life not clickbait
Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
thiolliers quest is the funniest thing in the dlc for me. "thanks for the help lmk if youre feeling depressed ill give you something special to help you out :3c" and the something special is Instant Suicide Potion
Oh hey, this blog is about as old as a toddler
I missed it’s birthday but maybe I’ll draw something
a comic about printers
I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker
If someone knows it please tell me, I'm pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!
Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.
Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.
Look at the post, Boy
"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all
Yeah no lancer RPG is the funniest shit for things like this
I honestly have never seen a weapon in a RPG that is as funny to me as GUN:GUN.
A gun that does not exist, cannot exist under the laws of physics and probably exists on some sort of meta level where it gets to hack the actual rulebook you play with.
It does exactly one point of damage. Each round. Every round. There are no defence against it. It has future-proofed itself to ensure that there will never BE any defences against it. It doesn't even count as an attack.
It will simply plink away at someone for one HP every turn and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it except try and kill the mech carrying it.
Oh yeah and it's heavily implied to be sentient.
The messenger.