Bastion Literally Cant Not Want To Eat Ida, So When He Realises He Loves Her Its Less I Couldnt Possibly

Bastion literally can’t not want to eat Ida, so when he realises he loves her it’s less “I couldn’t possibly hurt her now that I know” and more “How unseemly and presumptuous to ask for more from my prey than sustenance I truly am unthinkably greedy” Proceeds to angst about it a lot and resolves not to tell Ida. Then proceeds to fail spectacularly at keeping it a secret.

Writing sad OCs with tragic backstories destined for tragic endings is weird. Because on the one hand: awe you poor babies who did this to you!? On the other hand oh right, my doing, I’m responsible for this mess.

Well, in for a penny in for a pound…

Me: *holds up OC* He’s just a little creature, just a smol and silly guy. The OC: People eating immortal fae spider monster with yandere tendencies.

We’ve had a lot of fun facts about Bastion let’s have some fun facts about Ida: She can fling a knife at a monster and have it sink directly into the skull killing it on impact. She still doesn’t know why people think she’s scary.

I think maybe you can guess from my blog name and some of the stuff I’ve mentioned about Ida but I really like Survival Horror Protagonists. Just something about someone in mortal danger running around a big confusing location closed off from the rest of the world. Solving esoteric puzzles, avoiding booby traps, outrunning, sneaking around and ganking monsters. I respect it, I deeply respect the Survival Horror Protagonist hustle. I can’t even figure out public transport and these bitches are out here reading cryptic riddles and opening passages into underground labs.

Son of a Bitch! My computer reset back to the state where it won’t accept my password after updates. Oooooh I am so MAD! I wanted to play more Baldur’s Gate 3 and THIS happens. Ooooh Windows you are so Lucky there are only two other Operating Systems in existence and I don’t know how to navigate either of them >:(