Will Never Not Be Funny To Me That Ronan Describes Adam Living Above St Agnes As A "fortuitous Combination

will never not be funny to me that ronan describes adam living above st agnes as a "fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of ronan's worship into one downtown block" and we all stopped and marveled at the use of worship (me included hello) because he's a stupid lovesick bird but hold up. ronan it isn't fortuitous YOU literally did that you brought him to the only apartment in town where you visit the downstairs area of every week to pray looking up and you made sure he stayed there indefinitely by secretly bribing the nuns lmao. ronan tries to act so coy and romantic and selfless in his POV like he didn't architect all that on purpose and like adam doesn't know he did. pining wannabe machiavellis who deserve each other bringing intricate rituals to a competitive level

People coming out of the woodwork complaining that Into the Spider Verse 2 is going to have a romance between Miles and Gwen fail to see that 99.3% of every Spider-Man related media and content has a romance between the current version of Spiderman and his leading actress.

Like this is one of the first images that the teaser uses. They use this image.

there was always going to be a romance between Miles and Gwen. They date in the comics and have extensive romantic interactions.

There's also the fact that this is a new chapter in Miles' journey. He's an older teen.

Older teens get into romances

But ya'll are only coming out of the woodwork about it because it's between a afro-latinx boy and his white co star

why does he need h e l p. mod what are you doing

Hey mod, been a hot sec, genuinely, how are you?

Also, hey gang, I asked this on the 23 of May, are your hearts all beating? Everybody alright?

MOD: I am well. Genuinely.

Artemis: "Are your hearts all beating" is a very specific turn of phrase. I'm not generally superstitious, but the Irishman in me wants to hedge my bets on this particular answer.

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

BACK IN 2020? HOW LONG THIS WAS GOING ON?

To Mod, which 6 people from the Artemis Fowl cast make the perfect celebrity panel for a game show like the Match Game?

Mod: Thank you for making me watch part of an old TV show to understand what you’re asking. People were laughing and I had no idea why. From what I gathered from the Match Game, the people on the celebrity panel have to be witty and personable but not necessarily smart. Which I think is par for the course on most celebrity shows.

With that in mind, I’d put Holly, Mulch, Foaly, Butler, Juliet, and Beckett. The rest, I feel, would care too much about winning. Except No.1, but I’m not sure he’d understand the game.

Mod: @sparklyhomos Thank you so much for reading! The development for these characters is so rich I never get tired of drawing/writing for them. :D

No.1: I'm sorry to bother you. I know you didn't ask for this, but I was wondering if you could disseminate a message for me?

I need help. I know you've seen the blog-- you know the one. You know something is wrong.

Please, find me. I've managed to carve myself out a hole on this website, but I can't say exactly where for fear of being... erased.

There are clues on the blog. If you look high enough, in the right places, you'll see them. Get the word out, find me, and maybe together we can save my friends.

Absolutely!